WANTED: WOODWORKING TOOLS

[proficienciesouttheass]

IM LOOKING FOR WOODWORKING TOOLS.

WANTED: ANY AND ALL WOODWORKING AND CARPENTRY TOOLS. HAMMERS. CHISELS. SAWS. ANYTHING YOU HAVE.

PENCILS. CHALK. PAPER. WHATEVER.

CAN TRADE. I CAN MAKE YOU SOMETHING. OR HUNT. OR LIFT SOMETHING REALLY HEAVY.

ASK FOR MAGNUS BURNSIDES.

- MAGNUS

PS:YOU GOT A MONSTER PROBLEM, YOU CAN COME TO ME.

PPS: WHAT THE FUCK WHERE THOSE ISLANDS THOUGH?

Comments

[postictal]

[Did someone say BUILDING.]

what for

-tim

[proficienciesouttheass]

WANT TO BUILD SOME STUFF FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS.

A PLACE TO STAY. IF I CAN FIND THE TOOLS FOR IT.

HIT ME UP IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING.

- MAGNUS

[postictal]

i've been doing some construction for a couple months
got hurt last month so it's been slow going
i can lend you some of my supplies if you wouldn't mind helping out

-tim

[proficienciesouttheass]

OH HELL YEAH. I'D BE HAPPY TO.

SAY WHERE+WHEN AND WE CAN TALK IT OVER IN PERSON.

- MAGNUS

this haiku intentionally hard to read

[sorewatopsecret]

In this bag of mine
An item perhaps you'd like
A barely used drill.

the effort is admirable!

[proficienciesouttheass]

THAT WAS WEIRD REPLY
BUT I'D REALLY LIKE THAT DRILL
AND I DONT KNOW WHY
IT'S REALLY HARD TO FIND SOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH DRILL

HIT ME UP. WHERE+WHEN.

- MAGNUS

[sorewatopsecret]

You know of the islets riddled with homes?
My dwelling is the one next to an identical structure with a child's pool in front.
Due to circumstances, I will not be far from there for a few days.
So you are free to stop by at your own leisure.

[proficienciesouttheass]

WHICH ONE? THERE'S A LOT OF THEM!

- MAGNUS

[yallstupid]

got a few things 2 make sum stuff: wood saw, nails + a hatchet but the wood saw aint mine. could let u borrow it tho.

could part wit the rest if u can help with hunting. aint been a fan of butchering stuff other than fish. 1 of my pokemon can make sum sick rope 2

G.

[proficienciesouttheass]

HELL YEAH. COULD REALLY USE THAT SAW. WHOSE IS IT?

AND THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DEAL. MEET ME HERE TOMORROW AFTERNOON.

- MAGNUS

[yallstupid]

its my girl's kid sis friend's. [Mmm, that SURE is a lot of scribbled out writing on the rock there. Good luck making out what those attempt were, big guy.] got it when she first got here

will do homie. see u tmrw

G.

[AND THEN THEY DID THE TIME WARP...!! IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF "THIS PARTICULAR THREAD".]

[proficienciesouttheass]

[ That was weird! Magnus hopes those words were not all meant in succession.


But he doesn't give it much thought. Midway into the afternoon, he's standing by the rock and humming calmly, hatchet hanging from his belt, backpack set down by his feet, and in his hands...a glass ball? With a goldish in it.


And yes, the fish is alive. Just swimmin' around and being a fish. ]

SORRY IT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG TO GET TO THIS.

[prettypurpleparlor]

[Muffet looks at the rock. Looks down at her latest hilariously shitty wooden bowl. Looks back up at the rock.]

Do you offer any lessons in woodworking? I'd like to learn how to do it properly, and would be happy to compensate you for your efforts.

[Please teach her, she's so bad at this.]

Sorry I took so long to get to it lol

[proficienciesouttheass]

OH YEAH I CAN DO THAT.
YOU DON'T NEED MUCH FOR SMALL STUFF, SO IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU WANT TO MAKE.

WE CAN FIGURE IT OUT, IF YOU WANT.

- MAGNUS

Maybe we're both just kind of. Bad. At time.

[prettypurpleparlor]

I'd like to learn whatever I can,
largely for practical things like bowls or tools. Would you like to meet somewhere and discuss it?

I definitely am

[proficienciesouttheass]

SURE. GIVE ME A FEW DAYS TO GATHER UP SOME SUPPLIES AND WE CAN WORK IT OUT.

HERE, IN 3 DAYS, NOON.

- MAGNUS< /span>

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[thejaw]

what sort of stuff do you make

[proficienciesouttheass]

ANYTHING. MOSTLY FURNITURE.

CHAIRS. TABLES. DECORATIVE DUCKS. YOU NAME IT.

GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND? HIT ME UP.

- MAGNUS

[thejaw]

what about a playpen for a cat. a kitten
something they can't get out of at night

[souldeterminant]

I have nails. Not a lot.

[proficienciesouttheass]

ANYTHING IS WELCOME.

MEET HERE TOMORROW AT NOON?

- MAGNUS/span>

[souldeterminant]

ok

-k2

[There's nothing at all past that rather succinct message -- but sure enough, Frisk is there the next day just before the sun peaks at the highest point in the sky. They're wearing their oversized knapsack with the name cut off, which they sling onto the sand in front of them and promptly crouch down so they can start rummaging around inside.]

[daydreamy]

MEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I have a saw they gave me when I first got here but I haven't used it because Yuka-chan confiscated it [ and here, there's a little doodle of a cartoony Kyouko, being chastised by another girl, who is presumably 'Yuka-chan' ] but you can have it if you need it!!

[proficienciesouttheass]

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME, THANKS!

MEET ME HERE TOMORROW MORNING.

- MAGNUS

[daydreamy]

OKAY COOL I WILL

WHO SHOULD I BE LOOKING OUT FOR

[ There's another little doodle of Kyouko's beaming face, which is there presumably to preemptively answer the question of who Magnus should be looking out for. ]