WANTED: WOODWORKING TOOLS

[proficienciesouttheass]

IM LOOKING FOR WOODWORKING TOOLS.

WANTED: ANY AND ALL WOODWORKING AND CARPENTRY TOOLS. HAMMERS. CHISELS. SAWS. ANYTHING YOU HAVE.

PENCILS. CHALK. PAPER. WHATEVER.

CAN TRADE. I CAN MAKE YOU SOMETHING. OR HUNT. OR LIFT SOMETHING REALLY HEAVY.

ASK FOR MAGNUS BURNSIDES.

- MAGNUS

PS:YOU GOT A MONSTER PROBLEM, YOU CAN COME TO ME.

PPS: WHAT THE FUCK WHERE THOSE ISLANDS THOUGH?

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[proficienciesouttheass]

ANYTHING. MOSTLY FURNITURE.

CHAIRS. TABLES. DECORATIVE DUCKS. YOU NAME IT.

GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND? HIT ME UP.

- MAGNUS

[thejaw]

what about a playpen for a cat. a kitten
something they can't get out of at night

[proficienciesouttheass]

OH, THAT'S EASY!

YOU CAN MAKE IT OPEN, OR LIKE A CAGE. GET A COUPLE OF BLANKETS AND TOYS IN THERE AND IT'LL BE FINE.

CATS CAN CLIMB OUT OF STUFF PRETTY EASY THOUGH, GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR THAT.

[thejaw]

cage would be good. with a gate or something
maybe some way to weight it like with sand

[The next part of his message is more vulnerable than Brian would like, but he's ready to do just about anything for a good nights sleep at this point. Even he gets tired at some point.]

shes important. willing to trade a lot if you do this

[proficienciesouttheass]

[ Brian's lucky, because Magnus is the last person to make fun of anyone for wanting to keep their animal buddy safe.]

GOTCHA, BUD.
MEET YOU HERE THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. I'LL GET SOME PLANS GOING AND WE'LL TALK IT OVER.
DEAL?

SRY THIS IS SO LATE we can handwave things?

[thejaw]

[He's such a good dude.]

i'll be here all day
will bring what i have

[And the cat, probably.]

I have no problem backtagging! tell me if you prefer to handwave

[proficienciesouttheass]

SWEET.
NOON, RIGHT HERE.
I'LL BE THE BIG GUY WITH THE SIDEBURNS AND THE AX.

-MAGNUS