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Magnus Burnsides ([personal profile] proficienciesouttheass) wrote in [community profile] lifenet2018-02-23 12:00 pm

WANTED: WOODWORKING TOOLS


IM LOOKING FOR WOODWORKING TOOLS.

WANTED: ANY AND ALL WOODWORKING AND CARPENTRY TOOLS. HAMMERS. CHISELS. SAWS. ANYTHING YOU HAVE.

PENCILS. CHALK. PAPER. WHATEVER.

CAN TRADE. I CAN MAKE YOU SOMETHING. OR HUNT. OR LIFT SOMETHING REALLY HEAVY.

ASK FOR MAGNUS BURNSIDES.

- MAGNUS

PS:YOU GOT A MONSTER PROBLEM, YOU CAN COME TO ME.

PPS: WHAT THE FUCK WHERE THOSE ISLANDS THOUGH?
postictal: (jay was just waiting that whole time)

[personal profile] postictal 2018-02-24 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Did someone say BUILDING.]

what for

-tim
postictal: (i'll punch a baby i don't give a fuck)

[personal profile] postictal 2018-02-24 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
i've been doing some construction for a couple months
got hurt last month so it's been slow going
i can lend you some of my supplies if you wouldn't mind helping out

-tim
sorewatopsecret: (interest)

this haiku intentionally hard to read

[personal profile] sorewatopsecret 2018-02-24 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
In this bag of mine
An item perhaps you'd like
A barely used drill.

yallstupid: (I don't get you.)

[personal profile] yallstupid 2018-02-24 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
got a few things 2 make sum stuff: wood saw, nails + a hatchet but the wood saw aint mine. could let u borrow it tho.

could part wit the rest if u can help with hunting. aint been a fan of butchering stuff other than fish. 1 of my pokemon can make sum sick rope 2

G.
prettypurpleparlor: Thinking only (And I've a many curious things)

SORRY IT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG TO GET TO THIS.

[personal profile] prettypurpleparlor 2018-02-26 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Muffet looks at the rock. Looks down at her latest hilariously shitty wooden bowl. Looks back up at the rock.]

Do you offer any lessons in woodworking? I'd like to learn how to do it properly, and would be happy to compensate you for your efforts.

[Please teach her, she's so bad at this.]
thejaw: (everyone deserves a chance to)

[personal profile] thejaw 2018-02-27 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
what sort of stuff do you make
souldeterminant: (were you only imaginary)

[personal profile] souldeterminant 2018-02-27 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I have nails. Not a lot.
daydreamy: (tumblr_inline_oashrkNz1s1sciyoh_100)

[personal profile] daydreamy 2018-03-01 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
MEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I have a saw they gave me when I first got here but I haven't used it because Yuka-chan confiscated it
[ and here, there's a little doodle of a cartoony Kyouko, being chastised by another girl, who is presumably 'Yuka-chan' ] but you can have it if you need it!!

postictal: (the fuck you say about eating ass)

[personal profile] postictal 2018-03-01 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
ruined buildings over around the middle of the island.

-tim


[Included is a rough sketch that details directions to the H5 region.]
daydreamy: (tumblr_inline_oashq3gZki1sciyoh_100)

[personal profile] daydreamy 2018-03-01 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
OKAY COOL I WILL

WHO SHOULD I BE LOOKING OUT FOR


[ There's another little doodle of Kyouko's beaming face, which is there presumably to preemptively answer the question of who Magnus should be looking out for. ]
yallstupid: (/squints)

[personal profile] yallstupid 2018-03-02 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
its my girl's kid sis friend's. [Mmm, that SURE is a lot of scribbled out writing on the rock there. Good luck making out what those attempt were, big guy.] got it when she first got here

will do homie. see u tmrw

G.


[AND THEN THEY DID THE TIME WARP...!! IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF "THIS PARTICULAR THREAD".]
sorewatopsecret: (tea)

[personal profile] sorewatopsecret 2018-03-02 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
You know of the islets riddled with homes?
My dwelling is the one next to an identical structure with a child's pool in front.
Due to circumstances, I will not be far from there for a few days.
So you are free to stop by at your own leisure.

souldeterminant: (aye-aye)

[personal profile] souldeterminant 2018-03-04 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
ok

-k2


[There's nothing at all past that rather succinct message -- but sure enough, Frisk is there the next day just before the sun peaks at the highest point in the sky. They're wearing their oversized knapsack with the name cut off, which they sling onto the sand in front of them and promptly crouch down so they can start rummaging around inside.]
prettypurpleparlor: A subtle web (I'm sure you're very welcome)

Maybe we're both just kind of. Bad. At time.

[personal profile] prettypurpleparlor 2018-03-05 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to learn whatever I can,
largely for practical things like bowls or tools. Would you like to meet somewhere and discuss it?
thejaw: (let me go)

[personal profile] thejaw 2018-03-11 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
what about a playpen for a cat. a kitten
something they can't get out of at night

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