WANTED: WOODWORKING TOOLS

[proficienciesouttheass]

IM LOOKING FOR WOODWORKING TOOLS.

WANTED: ANY AND ALL WOODWORKING AND CARPENTRY TOOLS. HAMMERS. CHISELS. SAWS. ANYTHING YOU HAVE.

PENCILS. CHALK. PAPER. WHATEVER.

CAN TRADE. I CAN MAKE YOU SOMETHING. OR HUNT. OR LIFT SOMETHING REALLY HEAVY.

ASK FOR MAGNUS BURNSIDES.

- MAGNUS

PS:YOU GOT A MONSTER PROBLEM, YOU CAN COME TO ME.

PPS: WHAT THE FUCK WHERE THOSE ISLANDS THOUGH?

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[proficienciesouttheass]

[ He crosses his arms, tapping his fingers on his bulging bicep. ]

It's a pain in the ass. I have a perfectly good pocket workshop back home but didn't bring it with me.

[ He needs to learn to contextualize the goddamn things he says. ]

[prettypurpleparlor]

[Muffet tilts her head, curious.]

Do you mean a collection of tools that can be carried in your pockets, or are you referring to something a bit more like a dimensional box? At home, we have technology that allows us to store things away without needing to carry them around, but I don't think anyone's ever managed to fit an entire room in there.

[proficienciesouttheass]

The second one.

[ Magic, yo. Interplanar...interdimensional? Pocket dimension magic?? He doesn't know the details, okay, he's not a magic user.]

Just a whole dang workshop, right in my pocket. But I left it in my other pants.

[prettypurpleparlor]

That's quite impressive. At least it didn't fall out of your pocket on the way here- it would be a terrible shame to lose something like that.

[proficienciesouttheass]

Yup. Not sure I could buy another one of those...

[ He has no idea where he could find Garfield nowadays, and, honestly, he's not sure he'd want to anyway.]

But hey, we can still go through the basics, and just try and get more stuff to work with when the Storyteller pops in.