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Magnus Burnsides ([personal profile] proficienciesouttheass) wrote in [community profile] lifenet2018-02-23 12:00 pm

WANTED: WOODWORKING TOOLS


IM LOOKING FOR WOODWORKING TOOLS.

WANTED: ANY AND ALL WOODWORKING AND CARPENTRY TOOLS. HAMMERS. CHISELS. SAWS. ANYTHING YOU HAVE.

PENCILS. CHALK. PAPER. WHATEVER.

CAN TRADE. I CAN MAKE YOU SOMETHING. OR HUNT. OR LIFT SOMETHING REALLY HEAVY.

ASK FOR MAGNUS BURNSIDES.

- MAGNUS

PS:YOU GOT A MONSTER PROBLEM, YOU CAN COME TO ME.

PPS: WHAT THE FUCK WHERE THOSE ISLANDS THOUGH?
postictal: (what a sad fucking panda)

[personal profile] postictal 2018-03-25 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't be opposed to that. [The answer is...cautious, deliberate, and paired with a loose gesture at Tim's middle before he eases up the hem of his t-shirt to reveal the sliver of white bandage peaking out.]

I'd kinda drag you down at the moment. Word of warning.
postictal: (spanner in the works)

[personal profile] postictal 2018-03-26 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
That'd...be pretty great, actually.

[He is so proud. He has never in his life been a gamer, but he is proud regardless.]

[He extricates a can of something that looks a bit like paint from his knapsack, even if he has to move a good deal slower than he would typically to do it, and holds up a brush on top of it.]


And, uh, fireworks weren't the only thing I got. It's water-resistant sealant, so the wood doesn't rot and stuff.
postictal: (that sounds like total bullshit my guy)

[personal profile] postictal 2018-03-26 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Give the guy his due - he doesn’t do things mh half measures.]

Honestly, that’s not a bad idea. We’ve had those elves running their Walmart outta the Storyteller’s temple, but I’m pretty sure they’ll be happy to have the place to themself. With the rate people keep showing up here...yeah, might be good to expand our housing options.
postictal: (tim pretends he doesn't give any shits)

[personal profile] postictal 2018-03-27 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Just dunno how I’d pay for their services.

[That strikes him as an important part of anything involving the elves. Somehow it’s not much of a shock hat Magnus is pals with them, either - there’s the same sense of bombastic lust for life that seems to encompass the elves both.]
postictal: (look at all this bullshit)

[personal profile] postictal 2018-03-30 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I could do the latter, no problem. Place would need something like a staff, anyway.

[He's gotta couple people in mind in for that already, but if it gets to be big...which, wouldn't it? It's not like there's a great deal of other venues around here.]
postictal: (cool the sass boy)

[personal profile] postictal 2018-04-05 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, thank god, [says Tim, completely unironically.] After last month - we kinda need a win, y'know? And I don't think the Storyteller's too happy with us tramping in and out of their place all the time.

[Not to mention the fact that it'd probably be in their collective interest to find a place to settle that isn't overly reliant on one very flighty and eccentric god, but he's gonna keep that little thought to himself. For now.]
postictal: (and this feeling has a window)

[personal profile] postictal 2018-04-05 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess. They’re...trying, I think. They seem about as used to this as we are.

[Tim feels like he kinda arrived here used to it, but Tim is an outlier adn should not be counted. Considering this is his second stop as opposed to his first, it only makes sense.]
postictal: (headscratch)

[personal profile] postictal 2018-04-06 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
They said they live here. I dunno about making it. You’d have to ask them yourself.

[And Tim prefers to keep his head down, and not mingle with the deities.]
postictal: (im Tired)

[personal profile] postictal 2018-04-08 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I dunno. I don't really talk to...gods, or anything.

[He only vaguely interacted with Ozuma, and usually it was in the same vein as how he interacts with the Storyteller now: purely out of necessity, and only when something is absolutely required. There are plenty of people to spew their righteous fury and philosophizing at them. They don't need him pitching in.]
postictal: (hey jay you wanna fucking chill)

[personal profile] postictal 2018-04-09 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Like some kinda wizard?

[Tim is not up to snuff on his dnd lingo ok]

I mean..,no one else can bring people back after they die or get the stuff we ask for.
postictal: (jay was just waiting that whole time)

[personal profile] postictal 2018-04-16 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh.

[He's not gonna rule it out, he guesses. These people probably know way more about the intricacies of gods and magical creatures than Tim himself does. He'll easily defer to what he's assuming is really clearly superior knowledge.]

Guess it might explain why they're not, y'know, all-knowing or anything.
postictal: (that boy needs therapy)

[personal profile] postictal 2018-04-16 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I’m not really an expert on gods anyway.

[He heralds from the land of Alabama, where there’s apparently only one god, and it’s a god who would have wanted everyone to keep their assault rifles in every McDonald’s down the highway. Depending on who you ask.]

Not really sure it matters what they are.
postictal: (he lied)

[personal profile] postictal 2018-04-17 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Hope so.

[He's not nearly so optimistic, but there aren't a lotta options in terms of how else to deal, here. Work on surviving and getting by, or lie down and just let it all happen. The latter is still far more tempting.]

Anyway, thanks for the help, I guess. You can borrow whatever if you do some chipping in.

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