WANTED: WOODWORKING TOOLS

[proficienciesouttheass]

IM LOOKING FOR WOODWORKING TOOLS.

WANTED: ANY AND ALL WOODWORKING AND CARPENTRY TOOLS. HAMMERS. CHISELS. SAWS. ANYTHING YOU HAVE.

PENCILS. CHALK. PAPER. WHATEVER.

CAN TRADE. I CAN MAKE YOU SOMETHING. OR HUNT. OR LIFT SOMETHING REALLY HEAVY.

ASK FOR MAGNUS BURNSIDES.

- MAGNUS

PS:YOU GOT A MONSTER PROBLEM, YOU CAN COME TO ME.

PPS: WHAT THE FUCK WHERE THOSE ISLANDS THOUGH?

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[proficienciesouttheass]

Yeah, probably not.

[ Magnus has never been much of a devout person either, though he's technically a field agent for a literal goddess. That's a story he can maybe tell Tim some other time.]

Anyway, I think we can handle our shit here anyway.

[ You know, people who aren't nerfed right to hell, anyway. ]

[postictal]

Hope so.

[He's not nearly so optimistic, but there aren't a lotta options in terms of how else to deal, here. Work on surviving and getting by, or lie down and just let it all happen. The latter is still far more tempting.]

Anyway, thanks for the help, I guess. You can borrow whatever if you do some chipping in.

[proficienciesouttheass]

Awesome. We're gonna get this place up and running in no time.

[postictal]

That's the hope.

[Personally, Tim's not nearly as optimistic, but that's just his nature. Somewhere along the line, a generally applied cynicism became safer than daring to hope. That way you're always prepared for the worst, and you're never disappointed.]