WANTED: WOODWORKING TOOLS

[proficienciesouttheass]

IM LOOKING FOR WOODWORKING TOOLS.

WANTED: ANY AND ALL WOODWORKING AND CARPENTRY TOOLS. HAMMERS. CHISELS. SAWS. ANYTHING YOU HAVE.

PENCILS. CHALK. PAPER. WHATEVER.

CAN TRADE. I CAN MAKE YOU SOMETHING. OR HUNT. OR LIFT SOMETHING REALLY HEAVY.

ASK FOR MAGNUS BURNSIDES.

- MAGNUS

PS:YOU GOT A MONSTER PROBLEM, YOU CAN COME TO ME.

PPS: WHAT THE FUCK WHERE THOSE ISLANDS THOUGH?

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[proficienciesouttheass]

[ A lot of people would agree that Magnus is a very hands-on learner. Specially when it comes to whether or not you should fight a thing. ]

Aaaah, it'll be fiiiine. [ He gives Guzma a friend smack in the shoulder. It maybe be, perhaps, too hard. No harm?]

I'll getcha your big turkeys in no time.

[yallstupid]

[Grunting from the impact of the rough smack, Guzma rolls his shoulder with a slight wince. Ow? Ow. He's had worse, but homeboy here needs to watch who he's slapping around.]

Yeah, yeah...I'll be around. Just make sure y'all don't show up with no bleeding corpse at my door, yeah? Don't think my housemate'd take too kindly to that being fed to 'er. [Neither would he, to be perfectly fair.] See ya, big guy.

[And, with business done, he'll turn to go after telling Magnus where he lives on the islets, when he's got his butchered quarry.]