LupNet broadcast, backdated 7/23

[hellawrath]

[Some of you may have noticed that, barring a brief appearance during Storytelling, Lup hasn't been seen or heard from anywhere in the past week? Well, good news! She's on the iStone network now!

Sounding uhh, incredibly furious, voice rising in pitch and volume the longer she goes on. It's possible she may have done something dumb, passed out for five days, and awoke to her camp turned even more of a gay disaster than it usually is. It's fine, she just Needs To Yell here for a bit.

Unfortunately, somebody forgot to hide her Stone.]

YO ENSO, any other fools around here looking to report their recent fuck-ups?? Any like, japeries, shenanigans, ill-advised adventures or stupid-ass experiments in the last, I guess five days, that you wanna fess up to? Anybody tried fucking licking the goddamn robots yet? Where we at, folks?

And hey, if anyone you know can't get their head outta their ass either, let me know! I gots callouts for days!

[A brief pause, and then notably gentler:]

Not you Ren, you're amazing, sweetie.

Comments

[solperierat]

...do I wanna know what happened to you?

not here!!!

[catpiper]

[Somewhere, probably three feet away from Lup, she hears this message and feels like she is amazing. Her arms go up and everything. Thanks, Auntie. Have fun calling out everyone!! Yell at them for being brave!!]

[ohshitsweetflips]

Listen, Lup, you know I love a good yell sesh as much as anyone-- probably more! I probably invented it! But have you considered this is just post-nap crankiness proportionate to a really big nap and we didn't do anything wrong? You want like some fruit or something? You know, you've always been kinda an-- you wake up angry, maybe have a snack and then forget about it, maybe don't put an entire island on blast? You know how it is.

[postictal]

[JESUS. WHY IS THERE SHOUTING. WHO'S SHOUTING.]

- fuck. What happened to you?

[yourattention]

I resent the implication here that I haven't already licked a robot. [He hasn't.] You wanna hear something fucked up, though? The robots caught feelings and died!

[tuskenlancer]

[ ummmmmmmmmmm. ]

...Are you okay?

late tag-in whoops

[bitch4bitch]

[There's probably a lot to be worried about here, but frankly? Erika would probably be more concerned with that if she weren't still fucking pissed about Foster's whole existence.]

Well, the dumbshit with a horse butt - you might've seen him around, I dunno - has been making everything weird for everyone and freaking people the fuck out, not to mention stomping on robots because I guess dismantling machinery carefully isn't a thing he's heard of, so that's fuckin' fun!

[Not that Erika is known for being careful, but, listen.]

[deathfindsaway]

[Catch him like ten feet away pretending to mind his own damn business until she's done, and--]

I told you pretty explicitly not to. I'm just saying.

[cacoethes_mori]

[It'll be a lucky thing if Lup understands this horrible man's horrible combination of accents--New Englander meets AAVE meets Afrikaner straight from South Africa. The last one is thanks to his mom.]

Me! I'm wrong. I'm always wrong! I'm a disgusting, nasty, repulsive--a worthless mistake of Creation, a vile, steaming heap of irredeemable garbage! Use me--use me, use me, use me, it's my purpose, my design...!

[Has anyone ever sounded so passionately self-loathing or so incredibly excited to hate themself in the history of sentient life?

Well. Probably not very often.]