LupNet broadcast, backdated 7/23

[hellawrath]

[Some of you may have noticed that, barring a brief appearance during Storytelling, Lup hasn't been seen or heard from anywhere in the past week? Well, good news! She's on the iStone network now!

Sounding uhh, incredibly furious, voice rising in pitch and volume the longer she goes on. It's possible she may have done something dumb, passed out for five days, and awoke to her camp turned even more of a gay disaster than it usually is. It's fine, she just Needs To Yell here for a bit.

Unfortunately, somebody forgot to hide her Stone.]

YO ENSO, any other fools around here looking to report their recent fuck-ups?? Any like, japeries, shenanigans, ill-advised adventures or stupid-ass experiments in the last, I guess five days, that you wanna fess up to? Anybody tried fucking licking the goddamn robots yet? Where we at, folks?

And hey, if anyone you know can't get their head outta their ass either, let me know! I gots callouts for days!

[A brief pause, and then notably gentler:]

Not you Ren, you're amazing, sweetie.

Comments

late tag-in whoops

[bitch4bitch]

[There's probably a lot to be worried about here, but frankly? Erika would probably be more concerned with that if she weren't still fucking pissed about Foster's whole existence.]

Well, the dumbshit with a horse butt - you might've seen him around, I dunno - has been making everything weird for everyone and freaking people the fuck out, not to mention stomping on robots because I guess dismantling machinery carefully isn't a thing he's heard of, so that's fuckin' fun!

[Not that Erika is known for being careful, but, listen.]

it's never too late for foster shaming

[hellawrath]

He's been doing what?! Might as well yeet the fucking things into the ocean if he's gonna ruin the one resource we get for everybody! [And no, she hasn't seen any dumbshits with-- wait.]

Hold the fuckin-- a horse butt??

[bitch4bitch]

Right? Like, the fuck did he think that was accomplishing, or did he just wanna wreck something? I couldn't even fuckin' say!

Yeah. Like-- his whole ass and legs are a horse, it's fucked up. It's not even the worse fucking part, but it's definitely the hardest to miss!

[hellawrath]

... You're-- That's a centaur. Like, you're describing a centaur to me, right now, with your like, words? I mean that's pretty wild, didn't know we had any of those on the island and he's for sure a colossal dick trashing those robots, but I wouldn't call him just sort of... being a centaur... fucked up. [Let's not be fantasy racist here.]

[bitch4bitch]

...A what?

[What the fuck is a centaur, why would there be a word for that]

[hellawrath]

You--? Wow, okay. [She's gonna need a moment, hang on.] What about uh, chimeras, you got any a those? Griffons? Nagas, maybe? [How deep does this rabbit hole go??]

[bitch4bitch]

Uh - I mean, yeah, chimeras, of course. Aren't griffons like, an old medieval art thing? And... not nagas, whatever the fuck that means.