LupNet broadcast, backdated 7/23

[hellawrath]

[Some of you may have noticed that, barring a brief appearance during Storytelling, Lup hasn't been seen or heard from anywhere in the past week? Well, good news! She's on the iStone network now!

Sounding uhh, incredibly furious, voice rising in pitch and volume the longer she goes on. It's possible she may have done something dumb, passed out for five days, and awoke to her camp turned even more of a gay disaster than it usually is. It's fine, she just Needs To Yell here for a bit.

Unfortunately, somebody forgot to hide her Stone.]

YO ENSO, any other fools around here looking to report their recent fuck-ups?? Any like, japeries, shenanigans, ill-advised adventures or stupid-ass experiments in the last, I guess five days, that you wanna fess up to? Anybody tried fucking licking the goddamn robots yet? Where we at, folks?

And hey, if anyone you know can't get their head outta their ass either, let me know! I gots callouts for days!

[A brief pause, and then notably gentler:]

Not you Ren, you're amazing, sweetie.

Comments

[hellawrath]

It was a fucking rhetorical question, darling. [That eyeroll's pretty much audible. Keep up if you wanna get on the complain train.] But some idiot is for sure out there tryna eat the goddamn ore, I can promise you that much after the day I've had.

[tuskenlancer]

[ Fine. ]

Well, if they are, they sure as hell haven't told me about it.

Are we all supposed to just report to you, or what? Who are you, anyway?

[hellawrath]

Pretty sure that's like, exactly what I said? So, yeah.

I'm Lup, and you're welcome for the Stone you're talking on right now, and like, the literal supply store over in the temple, and probably a bunch more things depending on how long you've been here. [Does that clear things up, do you think?]

[tuskenlancer]

Ohhh, you're Lup.

[ Let her just. Adjust her mental picture a little bit. Or a lot. ]

Ren...Ren said you were an elf.

[ that is extreme doubt in her tone now ]

[hellawrath]

[Lup doesn't sound the least bit surprised that the girl has heard of her. Especially if she's been talking to Ren, let's be real.]

What, am I not sounding elven enough for you? You from one of those worlds where elves work for some jolly old dude in a red coat? Cuz that sounds like made-up bullshit to me.

[tuskenlancer]

No, I'm from a world with real elves.

[ Does she sound like she's implying that Lup isn't a real elf? She's not, not intentionally. But hey, if the pointy shoe fits... ]

I'm not making up anything.