LupNet broadcast, backdated 7/23

[hellawrath]

[Some of you may have noticed that, barring a brief appearance during Storytelling, Lup hasn't been seen or heard from anywhere in the past week? Well, good news! She's on the iStone network now!

Sounding uhh, incredibly furious, voice rising in pitch and volume the longer she goes on. It's possible she may have done something dumb, passed out for five days, and awoke to her camp turned even more of a gay disaster than it usually is. It's fine, she just Needs To Yell here for a bit.

Unfortunately, somebody forgot to hide her Stone.]

YO ENSO, any other fools around here looking to report their recent fuck-ups?? Any like, japeries, shenanigans, ill-advised adventures or stupid-ass experiments in the last, I guess five days, that you wanna fess up to? Anybody tried fucking licking the goddamn robots yet? Where we at, folks?

And hey, if anyone you know can't get their head outta their ass either, let me know! I gots callouts for days!

[A brief pause, and then notably gentler:]

Not you Ren, you're amazing, sweetie.

Comments

[hellawrath]

[For a moment, it may seem like he broke Lup. Like the sheer fucking death wish required to completely ignore her righteous dunking and accuse her of fucking up is simply too much for her to comprehend.

But then she will march over to him, picking up some discarded robot arm off the ground on the way, and if he hasn't run very, very far away at this point? She will. Slap him. In the face. With the robot hand. Before tossing it at his feet.]

This is it! Meet me in the pit, you underbaked overpriced piece of salty chocolate fuckin tart!

[deathfindsaway]

[He's just sort of bracing to burst into flames at any moment. He has a bucket of water nearby within arm's reach and everything. He's not actually expecting to be hit, physically, and he stumbles, looking at her while rubbing his face in a way that looks more confused than offended.]

Well that's certainly a description.

[Does he want to do this? Kind of. Is he tired enough to just like, think about taking a dirt nap for a while? Almost. Fuckin' almost.]

Killing me isn't going to help the situation around here, you know. I certainly think Taako wouldn't be pleased.