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lifenet2018-08-01 10:35 pm
hellawrath) wrote in lifenet2018-08-01 10:35 pm
LupNet broadcast, backdated 7/23
[Some of you may have noticed that, barring a brief appearance during Storytelling, Lup hasn't been seen or heard from anywhere in the past week? Well, good news! She's on the iStone network now!
Sounding uhh, incredibly furious, voice rising in pitch and volume the longer she goes on. It's possible she may have done something dumb, passed out for five days, and awoke to her camp turned even more of a gay disaster than it usually is. It's fine, she just Needs To Yell here for a bit.
Unfortunately, somebody forgot to hide her Stone.]
YO ENSO, any other fools around here looking to report their recent fuck-ups?? Any like, japeries, shenanigans, ill-advised adventures or stupid-ass experiments in the last, I guess five days, that you wanna fess up to? Anybody tried fucking licking the goddamn robots yet? Where we at, folks?
And hey, if anyone you know can't get their head outta their ass either, let me know! I gots callouts for days!
[A brief pause, and then notably gentler:]
Not you Ren, you're amazing, sweetie.
Sounding uhh, incredibly furious, voice rising in pitch and volume the longer she goes on. It's possible she may have done something dumb, passed out for five days, and awoke to her camp turned even more of a gay disaster than it usually is. It's fine, she just Needs To Yell here for a bit.
Unfortunately, somebody forgot to hide her Stone.]
YO ENSO, any other fools around here looking to report their recent fuck-ups?? Any like, japeries, shenanigans, ill-advised adventures or stupid-ass experiments in the last, I guess five days, that you wanna fess up to? Anybody tried fucking licking the goddamn robots yet? Where we at, folks?
And hey, if anyone you know can't get their head outta their ass either, let me know! I gots callouts for days!
[A brief pause, and then notably gentler:]
Not you Ren, you're amazing, sweetie.
this is terrible and you should feel terrible
no subject
The worst news is that he doesn't need to know either of those things to get what she's saying.]
Yes! Yes!
That which god forgot. Abomination, aberrant, abhorrent!
['God' has lost a lot of meaning in terms of his reality, what with the multiverse and Creation and all, but the symbology is still unmatched.
Anyway yeah the Fustercluck is only barely worse than this.]