LupNet broadcast, backdated 7/23

[hellawrath]

[Some of you may have noticed that, barring a brief appearance during Storytelling, Lup hasn't been seen or heard from anywhere in the past week? Well, good news! She's on the iStone network now!

Sounding uhh, incredibly furious, voice rising in pitch and volume the longer she goes on. It's possible she may have done something dumb, passed out for five days, and awoke to her camp turned even more of a gay disaster than it usually is. It's fine, she just Needs To Yell here for a bit.

Unfortunately, somebody forgot to hide her Stone.]

YO ENSO, any other fools around here looking to report their recent fuck-ups?? Any like, japeries, shenanigans, ill-advised adventures or stupid-ass experiments in the last, I guess five days, that you wanna fess up to? Anybody tried fucking licking the goddamn robots yet? Where we at, folks?

And hey, if anyone you know can't get their head outta their ass either, let me know! I gots callouts for days!

[A brief pause, and then notably gentler:]

Not you Ren, you're amazing, sweetie.

Comments

[yourattention]

I don't actually know of any diseases that can be transferred by emotions, but like. I also don't know of any human diseases a robot can catch so your guess is as good as mine. Better, probably, since you're the fucking magic expert. Anyway, I'm - [There's an awkward pause.] Oh, right.

[Funny story: very faintly, in the background, you can hear the sound of water. He's not actually on land, he fucked off to the open ocean because sometimes he just does that? Sometimes he just sails out to the middle of nowhere and takes a nap.]

When you say "walk," you better mean literally and physically walking because it's going to take me half an hour to get home.

[hellawrath]

My expert opinion is that I've probably seen weirder than robots catching feelings and dying. [Snort. So helpful.] Could be like, a curse, but those tend to be linked to specific items.

Well I wasn't gonna levitate to Casa de Deathtrap so uh, yeah. Where are you at?

[yourattention]

I meant more like "if you take a mana pool, I'm kind of out in the open ocean so you're just gonna be waiting outside my house for thirty minutes."

[Well. She could probably wait in his house and he wouldn't be that upset about it, but either way there's waiting involved. As it is, there's the sound of a motor being started. It's fine.]

[hellawrath]

[Oh shit that's right, he's got a whole boat dealie. That gets a chuckle out of her.]

Oh we're so gonna have ourselves a weed n booze cruise next time this fuckshit island is ruining my day. See you there, buddy.