LupNet broadcast, backdated 7/23

[hellawrath]

[Some of you may have noticed that, barring a brief appearance during Storytelling, Lup hasn't been seen or heard from anywhere in the past week? Well, good news! She's on the iStone network now!

Sounding uhh, incredibly furious, voice rising in pitch and volume the longer she goes on. It's possible she may have done something dumb, passed out for five days, and awoke to her camp turned even more of a gay disaster than it usually is. It's fine, she just Needs To Yell here for a bit.

Unfortunately, somebody forgot to hide her Stone.]

YO ENSO, any other fools around here looking to report their recent fuck-ups?? Any like, japeries, shenanigans, ill-advised adventures or stupid-ass experiments in the last, I guess five days, that you wanna fess up to? Anybody tried fucking licking the goddamn robots yet? Where we at, folks?

And hey, if anyone you know can't get their head outta their ass either, let me know! I gots callouts for days!

[A brief pause, and then notably gentler:]

Not you Ren, you're amazing, sweetie.

Comments

[hellawrath]

He's-- I mean he's kind of a shady little shit, he like, kidnapped a bunch of souls out of the Astral Plane, lied to pretty much everybody about uh, pretty much everything? Nearly got the whole world turned into crystal. [Yeah, exactly like the caves.]

But he's also kind of a wet blanket? And did it all to get his dead mom back, so like. [Cool motive, still morally objectionable. But she doesn't sound particularly wary of him.] I doubt he can do much damage around here? Just be on your toes around him, I guess.

[postictal]

I think everyone here would be plenty happy if we never saw another crystal again.

[He doesn't need that reminder, thanks. He doubts anyone else does either.]

That sounds like some heavy...magic, I guess. He's gonna be limited here, right?