LupNet broadcast, backdated 7/23

[hellawrath]

[Some of you may have noticed that, barring a brief appearance during Storytelling, Lup hasn't been seen or heard from anywhere in the past week? Well, good news! She's on the iStone network now!

Sounding uhh, incredibly furious, voice rising in pitch and volume the longer she goes on. It's possible she may have done something dumb, passed out for five days, and awoke to her camp turned even more of a gay disaster than it usually is. It's fine, she just Needs To Yell here for a bit.

Unfortunately, somebody forgot to hide her Stone.]

YO ENSO, any other fools around here looking to report their recent fuck-ups?? Any like, japeries, shenanigans, ill-advised adventures or stupid-ass experiments in the last, I guess five days, that you wanna fess up to? Anybody tried fucking licking the goddamn robots yet? Where we at, folks?

And hey, if anyone you know can't get their head outta their ass either, let me know! I gots callouts for days!

[A brief pause, and then notably gentler:]

Not you Ren, you're amazing, sweetie.

Comments

[ohshitsweetflips]

I'd pay to see that.

[This is the worst possible time to laugh, and he's doing his best, but fuck, Lup's hilarious even while she's mad and the idea of Kravitz tasting blood and going on a rampage is. It's really special.]

Aaaand I didn't, technically, if you want to be a hundred percent accurate about it, didn't even leave camp. Anyway, you really think we're gonna need him again? How many robot islands can there even be? Barry can handle any future science needs, he's gotta earn his keep somehow.

[hellawrath]

[This is serious Taako, keep your shit together while she's ripping you a new one!!]

'This is pretty much all on me anyway, it was my idea.' [Yeah, you sound exactly that stupid and annoying. How about them lawyers.]

Listen, Barry's smarter than you and your boner boy combined, okay, that's not even-- That's not the point! You don't know when we're gonna need literally anybody on these islands. Camp isn't where hapless nerds get trapped and held at scythepoint to do some job they probably would've been pretty happy to do anyway! It just isn't!

[ohshitsweetflips]

[Well yeah it was his idea, but he didn't like, physically kidnap a dude. You can't get arrested for asking your boyfriend to kidnap someone, that's not a real law. Since he had the idea, and a Lawful Gay did the kidnapping, technically no one is at fault, just one of those rare occurrences, like an eclipse. No, clearly it is Lup who is wrong.]

I dunno Lup, seems like it is, actually. We don't have to be friends with every turd on shit island! He's probably not even mad. He probably gets it, he kidnapped some people, he probably likes us better now. You just want to be mad cuz I had a good idea while you were asleep.

[hellawrath]

[If she's so wrong, why isn't he over here saying that to her face? If he's got god and anime on his side, what's he so afraid of?? It's almost like he knows every single word out of his mouth is bullshit right now.]

Ooh is that what I'm doing?! I just love taking a century off my life cuz you filled a void of competency while I was gone? [It's almost like he nearly hit the nail on the head.] And fuckin-- shooting hoops with the damn ore, that was another brilliant idea I'm super jealous of, right? And like, letting Ren wander all over Umui? What other genius plans did I miss out on, Taako?

[ohshitsweetflips]

[Taako? Afraid? Never. He's just got very pressing business literally anywhere but within spellcasting range right now.

But bringing Ren into it isn't great, for him. In hindsight, he definitely should have...something. What's a verb like 'parent' but without any of the connotations and only like a sixth of the responsibility? He maybe should have...made some...more good activity suggestions?? Hey, fuck off, Lup!]

That was really, that was kinda the magnum opus, the kidnapping-- not really a lot else to report. No one ate any ore. That I saw. It wasn't a serious suggestion. Are you sure it even-- Maybe you were just really tired. Ever think about that?