text ; 01/12 ; down by the pool he doesn't have many friends

[postictal]

just so you all know
i think theres a shark infestation
just in general
if theres water near you there will maybe be a shark in it

so until further notice denny isnt serving any drinks until we know there won't be sharks in them

thanks

-tim

Comments

[littlemhigan]

what the fuck

[postictal]

you heard me

[littlemhigan]

i did but please

elaborate.

because what the FUCK

[yakyuuman]

wow holy crap!!!!

i wonder if the sharks here make for a good meat!

[ Priorities, he's got them. ]

[postictal]

if you try hunting them do it somewhere without a lot of water
i think these things can spawn anywhere

[yakyuuman]

thats a cool advice thank you!!!

not like i wanna do this alone tho

my brother might kill me if i do

[ Or might enable him, though... cats are fond of fish after all. ]

voice

[eudaimonikos]

...any water?

voice

[postictal]

Well, I found some in the water barrels, which definitely shouldn't be able to fit sharks in them, so...I'd say yeah, just to be safe.

[eudaimonikos]

Do humans eat sharks?

[it's lucky these are ghost sharks because michael is formulating an absolutely wild plan right now]

[yourattention]

fun fact theyre ghosts

[postictal]

do i want to know how you figured that out

[ichininyaanshi]

[wait - wait wait. Everyone’s dying of an emotions plague again, and now they can’t even get shitfaced to deal with it? Great.... it’s final. He’s absolutely going to croak this time too.]

Its fine. I’ll just get mauled. Happened before.

[postictal]

no problem
knew i could count on you for something like that

[This place has too many goddamn cynics.]

[motherfucking_ghost]

have fun u ppl that have 2 drink water 2 live

[postictal]

thanks for that
anything useful to add

[philoxenia]

... The sharks can come out from any amount of water?
.... Any at all?

[ HM. CONCERNING. ]

[postictal]

seems like yeah
i think it has to be open water though
i shut the barrels i saw them in and they didn't come out of them so i think as long as its sealed or something you should be fine

[uptightness]

Just in the water though?

... and how much water are we talking?

[You know, just to be certain...]

[postictal]

well there are some in the barrels we use to store water
and they definitely shouldnt be able to fit in there
so id say they probably can fit in a lot of spaces they shouldnt

so far just water i think

voice

[salutosinedelectat]

Sharks? In the drinks?

...how, exactly?

voice

[postictal]

Well, I opened up the water barrels, and they were there.

[Tim mostly just sounds tired.]

And they definitely shouldn't have fit in the water barrels.

[errantdetective]

Sounds like some small sharks.

[postictal]

theyre not
no i dont know how they got there
but i'm pretty sure theyre the big kind

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[lesbeau]

Are you seriously telling me sharks are mauling people out of booze now?

[She pauses a moment, before quickly adding--]

Do you need someone to drink it all because I could get rid of a lot of it really, really fast.

voice

[postictal]

[Tim mostly made this announcement over text because he's simply more comfortable with that, but also because his voice is getting notably scratchier, thanks to the growths that are now clawing their way up through his throat, but he answers in kind anyway.]

I'm not sure I wanna risk that. I think these things could probably do a lotta damage to Denny if I try and let them out.