06 May 2020 @ 08:54 pm
(It's broadcast to everyone, at an hour during which most should be awake, suddenly and without warning.)

Query: what is your opinion of the current situation, and the options presented to us?
 
 
08 February 2020 @ 05:07 pm
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no one else has come across a yan in their home world right? or is it just me?
tiny-looking sheep. big horns. aggressive bastards that can cast meteor magic. and have the power to blow you away. literally. just by snorting. you could end up anywhere on the damn islands.

long story short. unless youre a real strong fighter you need to stay the hell away from these things.
one other thing. anyone have a spare knife? kind of mislaid mine


[Translation: I landed in a tree, my knives fell to the ground but I can't go and get them because my tail somehow got stuck in some tangled branches but you guys don't need to know that.]
 
 
06 February 2020 @ 09:19 pm
(And now Legion is making another network post. This time, rather than sad, they sound alert, alarmed.)

Multiple corpses of entities from our universe of origin have been deposited on the shores of Enso. They are commonly referred to as Thresher Maws.

They are exceedingly large, difficult to kill, and typically only a few are likely to be found living simultaneously on a planet: we are uncertain as to how this occurrence is possible.
 
 
just so you all know
i think theres a shark infestation
just in general
if theres water near you there will maybe be a shark in it

so until further notice denny isnt serving any drinks until we know there won't be sharks in them

thanks

-tim
 
 
17 December 2019 @ 05:16 pm
[ Oh hey it's a Molly! ]

So... did anyone happen to bring with them something fun from their world? Something that can take your mind off from things for a while?

Something exciting?

[ That almost-not-there Irish-like lilt is very overly cheery. Someone's had a hard month. ]

Just a little tiny thing that makes you forget about everything else?

Drugs. I'm fishing for drugs.