06 May 2020 @ 08:54 pm
(It's broadcast to everyone, at an hour during which most should be awake, suddenly and without warning.)

Query: what is your opinion of the current situation, and the options presented to us?
 
 
10 August 2019 @ 01:41 pm
right, cant say im much for mass communication without a character limit but needs must. im new in town, got a couple questions, figured i could crowdsource the answers

1. how have you lot not gone mental from boredom? there's got to be something to do around here that isnt poking about that miserable other island


[This is to say that while Crowley is, in fact, genuinely bored, he's also sort of eager to help around the island (he likes feeling useful, don't @ him about it) but if he actually admitted that out loud he'd immediately crumble to dust, because he's a demon, and demons aren't helpful.]

2. follow up to point 1, has anyone got a good grasp of what animals can be hunted? ive seen flowering sheep and furbies and i dont wanna waste energy on something thats not edible

3. bad idea to swim in the lake? yes or no?

4. ill trade my left arm for a bloody tshirt if anyones got a spare


[Not technically a question, but please, he's dying squirtle.]

cheers
 
 
10 June 2019 @ 07:55 pm
hi this is church who definitely doesnt go by any other name the robot guy in the blue armor

i have a sword and dont know how to use it other than swish swish stabbing

who knows how to sword so they can teach me so i dont cut everyone only what i meant 2 cut