I realize that the urge to burn everything within the immediate vicinity is both primal and paramount, for some of you. Consider me a fervent supporter of such actions- please, continue to set this world aflame.
That said, I do have one, small request.
[Golly. Chara's off to yet another cheerful start, here. Clearly, unnervingly chipper announcements should become a monthly flavor- something new to stir the pot every time.]It would be delightful if you could attempt some self-restraint upon Umui's shores for the next few days. There are multiple parties who would appreciate it. For example, I am highly interested in cataloging the flowers growing on its shores. Once I've collected that data?
I'll request marshmallows.
For anyone interested in assisting with this investigation, I shall be making my way through the already explored sections of the island throughout the next week. Experience in botany is not required; I have multiple books on the subject for those that require a guide.
Just let me know as soon as possible. It would be best to collect this information quickly- you know.
[Their tone is so dry, they're surprised someone hasn't tried to set fire to it yet.]Before our windowof opportunity goes up in flames.