Text

[atailoftwoworlds]

no one else has come across a yan in their home world right? or is it just me?
tiny-looking sheep. big horns. aggressive bastards that can cast meteor magic. and have the power to blow you away. literally. just by snorting. you could end up anywhere on the damn islands.

long story short. unless youre a real strong fighter you need to stay the hell away from these things.
one other thing. anyone have a spare knife? kind of mislaid mine

[Translation: I landed in a tree, my knives fell to the ground but I can't go and get them because my tail somehow got stuck in some tangled branches but you guys don't need to know that.]

Comments

[yakyuuman]

too late buddy

they did a homerun on me the other day and i think ive still got a concussion

but im super ok!!!

you didnt break anything did you?

[atailoftwoworlds]

wait you ran into them too? where?

and a concussion? you sure you okay? did you get checked out by a healer at all? [Ignoring Jyushimatsu's question for the moment.]

[yakyuuman]

i dont remember where but i know i got sent to the beach and ended up buried in the sand

hahahah

uh well i didnt wanna go get checked but my brother was worried so...

[atailoftwoworlds]

your brother's here? was that the one you told me about at the party?

well hes right. but if you had someone check over you and youre ok thats what matters.

[And as for Jyushimatsu's brother, it sucks that the guy has to be stuck in a place like this but at least the two will have each other when things get rough. Or at least Zidane hopes so.]

text

[postictal]

meteor magic
great

yeah i have one
where are you

text

[atailoftwoworlds]

yeah meteor magic. ive killed a couple before back home but most of the time its better to avoid them.

great. its really sharp right? im on nastrandir. a little above those ruins.

[Well, at least it's Tim. He's less likely to laugh at Zidane's situation, right? Right?]

text

[postictal]

lets keep these things away from denny if we can
and yeah it's pretty sharp
why

text

[atailoftwoworlds]

yeah. just keep them from anywhere we sleep and hang out.

theres some wood i wanna cut so i can collect and bring it back to camp

[Look there's no way he's gonna tell the truth on the network JUST GET OVER HERE NOW]

[forwearemany]

We are in possession of multiple bladed weapons.

(If you count their omni-blade and the blade of plenty, they have four knives.)

[atailoftwoworlds]

that'll do. they are pretty sharp arent they? any you can throw?

[forwearemany]

This unit has not previously attempted to throw knives.

[atailoftwoworlds]

i dont mean in combat.

just bring some over here. real sharp ones.

[vagabone]

is no one going to ask why your world has weird killer meteor sheep!!

are you okay?

[atailoftwoworlds]

hell if i know. gaia has plenty of monsters that can use magic.

im fine. im not injured if thats what you mean.

[vagabone]

what does that mean? are you safe?? will I be blown up if I come with knives??

[atailoftwoworlds]

blown up? well if it was that bad then im not sure how the hell id be able to use my stone right now considering id be lying in pieces.

[Someone's a feeling a little cranky.]

[littlemhigan]

oh good

next it will be red chocobos.

[atailoftwoworlds]

your world has chocobos too castor?

hang on whats wrong with red chocobos?

[littlemhigan]

yes. domest-

hand raised. and wild. theyre from the hi-lands of coerthas. and very common in greater eorzea. less so farther east.


i have 2 back home.

theres a breed of wild red ones that somehow know how to call flaming rocks from the sky.

[atailoftwoworlds]

[Ok one part of the conversation stands out.]

wait chocobos in your world can do that?! man!

voice

[catpiper]

[She couldn't read all of that. The jist is good enough though-sheep, yans, something about danger. That's fine.]

Okay, I won't try to play with them again.

voice

[atailoftwoworlds]

[He sort of heard what she said but wait.....that ID on the screen.]

Wait! That's......

[He stares at it a few seconds before...] .....Ren?! You're back?!

permavoice

[catpiper]

Yes, I found my way back. I'm very glad you're still here.

[galrarm]

I shouldn't be surprised things like that end up here... Meteor magic, though? Seriously?

Thanks for the warning, though.
Do you still need a knife?

[atailoftwoworlds]

some monsters can use magic. well they can where im from anyway.

nah landed in a swamp this time. [Wait a minute Shiro might get a little suspicious of that. He might have to add something else and hope the guy doesn't ask further.]

anyway im not hurt and its all good!