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[atailoftwoworlds]

no one else has come across a yan in their home world right? or is it just me?
tiny-looking sheep. big horns. aggressive bastards that can cast meteor magic. and have the power to blow you away. literally. just by snorting. you could end up anywhere on the damn islands.

long story short. unless youre a real strong fighter you need to stay the hell away from these things.
one other thing. anyone have a spare knife? kind of mislaid mine

[Translation: I landed in a tree, my knives fell to the ground but I can't go and get them because my tail somehow got stuck in some tangled branches but you guys don't need to know that.]

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[yakyuuman]

too late buddy

they did a homerun on me the other day and i think ive still got a concussion

but im super ok!!!

you didnt break anything did you?

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[postictal]

meteor magic
great

yeah i have one
where are you

[forwearemany]

We are in possession of multiple bladed weapons.

(If you count their omni-blade and the blade of plenty, they have four knives.)

[vagabone]

is no one going to ask why your world has weird killer meteor sheep!!

are you okay?

[atailoftwoworlds]

wait you ran into them too? where?

and a concussion? you sure you okay? did you get checked out by a healer at all? [Ignoring Jyushimatsu's question for the moment.]

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[atailoftwoworlds]

yeah meteor magic. ive killed a couple before back home but most of the time its better to avoid them.

great. its really sharp right? im on nastrandir. a little above those ruins.

[Well, at least it's Tim. He's less likely to laugh at Zidane's situation, right? Right?]

[atailoftwoworlds]

that'll do. they are pretty sharp arent they? any you can throw?

[atailoftwoworlds]

hell if i know. gaia has plenty of monsters that can use magic.

im fine. im not injured if thats what you mean.

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[postictal]

lets keep these things away from denny if we can
and yeah it's pretty sharp
why

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[atailoftwoworlds]

yeah. just keep them from anywhere we sleep and hang out.

theres some wood i wanna cut so i can collect and bring it back to camp

[Look there's no way he's gonna tell the truth on the network JUST GET OVER HERE NOW]

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[postictal]

you're gonna want a hatchet for that

[forwearemany]

This unit has not previously attempted to throw knives.

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[atailoftwoworlds]

UH......

[That accidentally comes out voiced on the network. Zidane quickly stops himself. Tim has a point but uh.....his tail....

Except it would look odd if he said no to the hatchet so...]

just bring both and get the hell over here.

[atailoftwoworlds]

i dont mean in combat.

just bring some over here. real sharp ones.

[littlemhigan]

oh good

next it will be red chocobos.

[atailoftwoworlds]

your world has chocobos too castor?

hang on whats wrong with red chocobos?

[littlemhigan]

yes. domest-

hand raised. and wild. theyre from the hi-lands of coerthas. and very common in greater eorzea. less so farther east.


i have 2 back home.

theres a breed of wild red ones that somehow know how to call flaming rocks from the sky.

[atailoftwoworlds]

[Ok one part of the conversation stands out.]

wait chocobos in your world can do that?! man!

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[postictal]

[Great. Whatever this is, it's more than what Zidane is telling. Tim sighs and starts packing his shit.]

fine
on my way
don't go too far

[littlemhigan]

they are awful. they are feral and very aggressive.

[vagabone]

what does that mean? are you safe?? will I be blown up if I come with knives??

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[atailoftwoworlds]

sure. [Not that he can go far even if he wanted to.

As it turns out, Zidane might have ended up on the ground flat as a pancake. So in a way it was good thing his tail did get stuck. As a result, once Tim arrives he will find that the thief happens to dangling by said tail from a very high branch looking very grumpy.

Meanwhile, his supposedly mislaid daggers are lying in plain sight at the foot of the tree.]

[atailoftwoworlds]

blown up? well if it was that bad then im not sure how the hell id be able to use my stone right now considering id be lying in pieces.

[Someone's a feeling a little cranky.]

[atailoftwoworlds]

[Okay killer chocobos. That sounds uh.....]

ill stick to the ones back home. well, those and the ones in your world that dont try to kill you.

[vagabone]

ay don't get snippy with me in print. for all I know you've been cornered by evil sheep and you without a knife. which is not fine!!
where are you?

['In print'. He's so goddamn old.]