text ; 01/12 ; down by the pool he doesn't have many friends

[postictal]

just so you all know
i think theres a shark infestation
just in general
if theres water near you there will maybe be a shark in it

so until further notice denny isnt serving any drinks until we know there won't be sharks in them

thanks

-tim

Comments

[eudaimonikos]

It's for educational purposes. [...] And punishment ones.

[postictal]

Uh, yeah. I'd...I figured.

[Hm! That sounds properly, you now, demonic.]

Well, maybe ending up here is part of all that. Who knows.

[eudaimonikos]

Oh, no, I've pissed off way too many people. The only thing I'm up for now is having all my atoms disassembled and burned forever.

[postictal]

[Boy, is that a Whole Ass Mood]

Is that...also for punishment?

[eudaimonikos]

That's retirement. It's the most severe form of punishment we have - like a public execution, almost, but you can hear them screaming forever.

[postictal]

Sounds nice.

[Is that sarcasm or deadpan wistfulness? The world may never know.]

[eudaimonikos]

On which end?

[postictal]

The people who get to shuffle off this mortal coil, for one.

[eudaimonikos]

Oh - that's not really what happens. You can tell because they're still screaming.

[postictal]

Yeah, well, they don't have to worry about anything but screaming, which is kinda what life is like anyway.

[eudaimonikos]

That and all the eternal torture.

[He really doesn't understand what you're not getting about this.]

[postictal]

Like I said.

[Literally that. That's just kinda how life is anyway.]

[eudaimonikos]

That's very nihilistic.

[postictal]

Sorry, I guess.

[He doesn't sound very sorry.]

[eudaimonikos]

Not really sure what you're apologizing to me for, but alright.

[postictal]

I dunno. Ruining the mood?

[Says the guy who started this thing with an announcement about sharks.]

[eudaimonikos]

Don't worry about it. There wasn't that much of one.

[postictal]

Guess you gotta point. Not sure if there's a mood here, except, uh...dying.

[Between the sharks and the flowers, anyway.]

[eudaimonikos]

Oh, it's not that bad! Avoid water, talk to someone about your feelings, no problem!

[postictal]

Yeah, I guess that about covers it.