text ; 01/12 ; down by the pool he doesn't have many friends

[postictal]

just so you all know
i think theres a shark infestation
just in general
if theres water near you there will maybe be a shark in it

so until further notice denny isnt serving any drinks until we know there won't be sharks in them

thanks

-tim

Comments

[motherfucking_ghost]

maybe put straws in the barrels maybe theyll only come out in sunlight like if u put a hole in the top and put a straw in then its never really uncovered

[postictal]

are you willing to try it

[Then again...what does Tim have to lose here? His life? Yeah, sure. He's got flowers growing out of him now anyway. Like that's not already inevitable.]

[motherfucking_ghost]

cant drink
but like if u want me to stand w my face against a straw n see if jaws bites it off
cant rly make suction go 2 get the water up to said face tho

[postictal]

good point
i guess i could try it but even if it works i dont feel like rigging up a way to pipe everybody drinks

kinda not feeling great if you catch my drift