text ; 01/12 ; down by the pool he doesn't have many friends

[postictal]

just so you all know
i think theres a shark infestation
just in general
if theres water near you there will maybe be a shark in it

so until further notice denny isnt serving any drinks until we know there won't be sharks in them

thanks

-tim

Comments

[errantdetective]

Sounds like some small sharks.

[postictal]

theyre not
no i dont know how they got there
but i'm pretty sure theyre the big kind

[errantdetective]

[There's a part of Toby that wishes that was less believable than it is.]

Are they attacking or something? What happens when they're out of the water? Can't be comfortable for them.

[postictal]

you know i honestly didnt stick around to see if the sharks were feeling up to playing when i saw them in my water barrels and i'm fine not knowing

[errantdetective]

How do you plan to get rid of them, then?

[postictal]

right now by leaving them the hell alone

[errantdetective]

Does that usually work for you?

[postictal]

it does here
nothing lasts here

[errantdetective]

That's technically true everywhere, but that doesn't mean that waiting's always a good strategy.

[postictal]

you wanna try doing something about it be my guest