text ; 01/12 ; down by the pool he doesn't have many friends

[postictal]

just so you all know
i think theres a shark infestation
just in general
if theres water near you there will maybe be a shark in it

so until further notice denny isnt serving any drinks until we know there won't be sharks in them

thanks

-tim

Comments

[postictal]

Uh, yeah. There was this stuff on the island that the whole flower sickness thing is from. The people made this drinkable weedkiller. Herbicide, I guess. It was supposed to help.

[eudaimonikos]

[.......]

So, medicine.

[postictal]

Kinda. I mean, it hurt, so it definitely wasn't good for you.

The point is that it wasn't water. It was just...liquid.

[eudaimonikos]

...okay, this might seem like a stretch, but hear me out:

Blood.

[postictal]

...gonna have to explain that one.

[eudaimonikos]

Just drink some blood if you get thirsty! It's everywhere!

[postictal]

[...]

We're not vampires.

[Probably.]

[eudaimonikos]

There's water in it! C'mon, you eat meat anyway - I've never understood what the difference is.

[postictal]

I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure drinking blood is...not really sanitary. I'm not gonna drink blood. I don't know anyone else who's gonna drink blood.

[eudaimonikos]

Your loss, man.

[don't ask]

[postictal]

[HM.]

...please don't drink blood.

[eudaimonikos]

I haven't since I got here!

[postictal]

Maybe continue not doing that, unless you want people assuming that you're a vampire.

[eudaimonikos]

It was never my favorite. Very basic. People always just assume I'm human, anyway.

[postictal]

Well, you look it.

[...uh.] Are you saying you've pretended to in the past?

[eudaimonikos]

No - well, that's not true. I did when I was on Earth. But that wasn't really a full false identity, just the normal assumption everyone makes when you go out in public.

[Technically, he never outright SAID "I am a human person"!]

I did spend a while pretending to be an angel.

[postictal]

Huh.

[Well, Tim probably made that same general assumption. He doesn't remember who he knows to be human and who isn't anymore.]

You should...probably not do that here.

[eudaimonikos]

I don't do it anymore!

[He sounds like, at least 60% more offended than he really has a right to be, and he kinda knows it.]

Pretty much everybody here knows what I am! That was just a...weird three-hundred year thing.

[postictal]

Look, I'm just putting it out there 'cause I'm pretty sure most people here can sense that kinda thing.

[eudaimonikos]

Yeah, this place is crawling with demons. And Aziraphale, I guess.

[Are there other angels? He's pretty sure there aren't.]

The point is, it's not like I have to pretend to be anything here. You can just walk around as a demon, and it's fine!

[postictal]

Well, yeah. What're people gonna do about it? You kill someone and they just come back anyway.

[And it's not like you could jail someone just for being a demon. They don't even have a jail. Or laws.]

[eudaimonikos]

.....do people want to kill me?

[HE WAS SAYING THAT THERE'S A LOT OF NON-HUMANS AND FOLKS SEEM GENERALLY ACCEPTING

WAS IT SECRETLY RESIGNATION ALL ALONG???]

[postictal]

[well, that's not how he meant that]

Not that I know of? I mean, some people might wanna if they're really opposed to demons or something, but I don't think anyone here is, so...

[eudaimonikos]

I'm opposed to us in general, but mostly because we all suck. Crowley's alright.

[He doesn't actually know about Chip, so.]

His world's very different from mine, though.

[postictal]

[Crowley's a demon. Did he know that? He feels like he didn't know that.]

Seems like most people's are, yeah.