text ; 01/12 ; down by the pool he doesn't have many friends

[postictal]

just so you all know
i think theres a shark infestation
just in general
if theres water near you there will maybe be a shark in it

so until further notice denny isnt serving any drinks until we know there won't be sharks in them

thanks

-tim

Comments

[yourattention]

its the thought that counts

[postictal]

is there a way to try this that doesnt have the risk of us getting our heads bitten off

[yourattention]

ive got a dragon and thats been working for me so far

[postictal]

[At this point, nothing Connor says is surprising anymore.]

ok
great

do you seriously wanna do this

[yourattention]

tim

my dude

my guy

when have i ever put forth an outlandish plan i was not 100% willing to stick to

[postictal]

fair i guess
but it's not just because we're all dying anyway is it

[yourattention]

we are nothing but dying stars waiting to become fertilizer

this is me leaving you on read because the rocks are not physically capable of that function yet

[postictal]

very deep
don't you need holy water to do an exorcism