voice (3 dec)

[barberian]

(This message begins with the maker of it clearing her throat.)

Hello. This is Yasha.

(Cool.

With that out of the way,) I wanted to offer my services in cutting hair for anybody who might like it. It's coming up to the end of a year and sometimes people like to look nice for that. Or maybe your hair has become too long over the course of the year. Hair grows a lot faster than you think it does sometimes.

Um... anyway. If you need a hair cut or maybe a beard trim I can do that. And I can come to your house to do them, I don't mind.

(Oh, one more teeny tiny thing:) Also the tools that I use are my broadsword. If you don't know what a broadsword is basically think of the largest sword you've ever seen and then maybe make it longer. That probably sounds bad but you shouldn't worry too much about it. I'm experienced.

Okay. Bye.

Comments

[shamebats]

Yes, do you offer bikini wax?

[nadja

nadja she uses a broadsword]

[agathokakological]

Oh was a big rock not doing the trick?

[devilstongue]

I swear by her excellent methods! I have never had smoother legs, and she's absolutely divine at facial hair. Just ask any dirty wizard you see!

[ Hype man™ ]

voice

[uptightness]

... you only use a broadsword?

[Not that she exactly takes the best care of her hair, but broadswords are, well, broad.]

voice

[postictal]

...you know some people here have razors you can use, right?

That might be easier than hacking at someone with a sword. A broadsword. Just putting that out there.

Voice

[littlemhigan]

Do....you want a smaller blade? I ain't about the doubt you or yer skills with it, but a broadsword seems a mite overkill for sommat like hair, don't it?

Also, can ye do braids?

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[lesbeau]

[This isn't super helpful since it's not from the same channel, but once Yasha's done making her broadcast, Beau also pipes up through her own stone.]

Everybody let Yasha cut your hair! She keeps my shit fresh as hell and I know you're all jealous about that, so get tight!

[She'll let that sit a moment before going back to addressing Yasha.]

It's like reviews. So people know you do a good job and then they wanna turn up.