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(This message begins with the maker of it clearing her throat.)

Hello. This is Yasha.

(Cool.

With that out of the way,) I wanted to offer my services in cutting hair for anybody who might like it. It's coming up to the end of a year and sometimes people like to look nice for that. Or maybe your hair has become too long over the course of the year. Hair grows a lot faster than you think it does sometimes.

Um... anyway. If you need a hair cut or maybe a beard trim I can do that. And I can come to your house to do them, I don't mind.

(Oh, one more teeny tiny thing:) Also the tools that I use are my broadsword. If you don't know what a broadsword is basically think of the largest sword you've ever seen and then maybe make it longer. That probably sounds bad but you shouldn't worry too much about it. I'm experienced.

Okay. Bye.

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Yeah. Sometimes I get rid of the hair on my arms.

(Is that not normal?) Not all the time, but every so often.

[So her initial guess was correct.]

I can't say that I've ever had the need to.

I don't need to, or anything, it's just... kinda nice sometimes. It makes your arms smooth.

Ah. I know some people need to, like swimmers.

[So, she had just assumed...]

Swimmers?

(That's news to her.)

Why do they do that?

I think to give that edge to win by removing drag? Least that's what I heard.

(huh)

Maybe I should do it all the time. Maybe it would help me swing my sword a lot faster.

Uh, I think only practice does that.

I already do a lot of that already.

Though it's harder to practice here sometimes. I don't get into nearly as many fights as I did in Exandria.

Not surprised. People arrive here from all over. Aside from Tucker, I won't know anyone who uses an actual sword to fight.

Really? Why not?

Swords are the best for fighting.

Ever heard the saying don't bring a knife to a gun fight?

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