voice (3 dec)

[barberian]

(This message begins with the maker of it clearing her throat.)

Hello. This is Yasha.

(Cool.

With that out of the way,) I wanted to offer my services in cutting hair for anybody who might like it. It's coming up to the end of a year and sometimes people like to look nice for that. Or maybe your hair has become too long over the course of the year. Hair grows a lot faster than you think it does sometimes.

Um... anyway. If you need a hair cut or maybe a beard trim I can do that. And I can come to your house to do them, I don't mind.

(Oh, one more teeny tiny thing:) Also the tools that I use are my broadsword. If you don't know what a broadsword is basically think of the largest sword you've ever seen and then maybe make it longer. That probably sounds bad but you shouldn't worry too much about it. I'm experienced.

Okay. Bye.

Comments

[devilstongue]

How about right now?

[ He's... literally the personification of no impulse control, Yasha. What did you expect? ]

[barberian]

(No idea.)

... Sure. Why not.

(It's too easy to convince Yasha if you're Molly.)

[devilstongue]

[ To be fair, she's her own chaotic force and they're excellent at enabling each other. ]

Wonderful. I'll find a scissor for your back.

[barberian]

You'll find it easy to get a tiny razor, I think. A lot of people here seem to have them.

(Or so she's been told. Multiple times now.)

See you back at the house?

[devilstongue]

Sounds like no problem! Worst case scenario, I'll use the Summer's Dance.

[ Molly no. ]

I'll be there, love.