voice (3 dec)

[barberian]

(This message begins with the maker of it clearing her throat.)

Hello. This is Yasha.

(Cool.

With that out of the way,) I wanted to offer my services in cutting hair for anybody who might like it. It's coming up to the end of a year and sometimes people like to look nice for that. Or maybe your hair has become too long over the course of the year. Hair grows a lot faster than you think it does sometimes.

Um... anyway. If you need a hair cut or maybe a beard trim I can do that. And I can come to your house to do them, I don't mind.

(Oh, one more teeny tiny thing:) Also the tools that I use are my broadsword. If you don't know what a broadsword is basically think of the largest sword you've ever seen and then maybe make it longer. That probably sounds bad but you shouldn't worry too much about it. I'm experienced.

Okay. Bye.

Comments

[agathokakological]

Compelling.

I don't suppose you can achieve a tight fade with a broadsword?

[barberian]

I don't know what that means, but I could try.

[agathokakological]

I'm good. Not that interested in the van Gogh cut.

[barberian]

Okay.

(who is van gogh)

What would you like?

[agathokakological]

Tentatively... just a trim.

[barberian]

Okay. I'm free pretty much any time.

(She shrugs. Not that it's visible over Stone, but hey.) Oh. Also who is this?

[agathokakological]

Crowley. We haven't met.

[barberian]

(No arguing with that.)

I'm Yasha. Have you been here a while?

[agathokakological]

Probably about a month.

[barberian]

Oh.

Welcome, then. Where did you come here from?

[agathokakological]

London. Er... Earth. Surprising that I need to specify that around here.

[barberian]

I... think somebody has mentioned Earth before.

(Maybe once, or twice. Hmm.)

I haven't been there.

[agathokakological]

Lovely planet. Best in the universe, if you ask me.

[barberian]

Have you ever been to a place called Exandria before?

(Since he sounds well travelled.)

[agathokakological]

No, not familiar.

[barberian]

Oh. Okay.

(well.........)

Where should I come? To give you a trim?

[agathokakological]

I'd say the hut I'm staying in, but you'll likely give the other man here a heart attack. Come to you?

[barberian]

Why?

Does he scare easily?

(Yasha is fairly intimidating, but even so...)

[agathokakological]

If he sees a giant sword so close to my head? Probably.

[barberian]

Fair enough.

(She would also assume the worst if she walked in on somebody holding a sword to Mollymauk's head, for example.)

Okay, you can come to me.

[agathokakological]

Where's that, then?

[barberian]

Ensō. Out by the islets, in one of the cottages. I can come to meet you half way if you don't know where you're going.

[agathokakological]

I'm in a cottage as well. Will I see you if I hop outside?

[barberian]

Oh.

Probably, yes. I'll... I can go outside and wave until you see me.

[agathokakological]

Right. I'll head out.