voice (3 dec)

[barberian]

(This message begins with the maker of it clearing her throat.)

Hello. This is Yasha.

(Cool.

With that out of the way,) I wanted to offer my services in cutting hair for anybody who might like it. It's coming up to the end of a year and sometimes people like to look nice for that. Or maybe your hair has become too long over the course of the year. Hair grows a lot faster than you think it does sometimes.

Um... anyway. If you need a hair cut or maybe a beard trim I can do that. And I can come to your house to do them, I don't mind.

(Oh, one more teeny tiny thing:) Also the tools that I use are my broadsword. If you don't know what a broadsword is basically think of the largest sword you've ever seen and then maybe make it longer. That probably sounds bad but you shouldn't worry too much about it. I'm experienced.

Okay. Bye.

Comments

[postictal]

I think there's plenty of adventure around here without people going looking for it by risking getting their heads chopped off.

[devilstongue]

Come on now, she's shaved my legs for most of my life and I still have both my bits and my tail! Do not knock other people's willingness to experience!

[postictal]

[In complete deadpan:]

I'm extremely glad that I know that.

[devilstongue]

[ Just as energetically and positive as before; ]

You're welcome!

[postictal]

So you're her...what? Hype guy?

Maybe consider a different line of work.

[devilstongue]

She doesn't need a hype guy, my dear. Just a bit of honest statements that she's just as good as she claims!

There's nothing against cheering on your best friend, now is there?

[postictal]

If that's what you wanna call it, sure.

You don't need to campaign at me. I can shave just fine.

[barberian]

(Yasha is a fairly tolerant person all things considered, but unfortunately, sassing Mollymauk is putting an entire foot over the line.)

Then perhaps you should go and shave somewhere neither of us have to hear from you.

[devilstongue]

[ See, this is why they are bffs? Unfortunately Molly hasn't been able to stir drama in a while and he's delighted. ]

How funny that you think I'm trying to convince you!

[postictal]

...all right.

[Unfortunately for them both, Tim's response is maybe a bit underwhelming. Dull, rote, without much emotion.]

Good luck with your business, I guess.