voice (3 dec)

[barberian]

(This message begins with the maker of it clearing her throat.)

Hello. This is Yasha.

(Cool.

With that out of the way,) I wanted to offer my services in cutting hair for anybody who might like it. It's coming up to the end of a year and sometimes people like to look nice for that. Or maybe your hair has become too long over the course of the year. Hair grows a lot faster than you think it does sometimes.

Um... anyway. If you need a hair cut or maybe a beard trim I can do that. And I can come to your house to do them, I don't mind.

(Oh, one more teeny tiny thing:) Also the tools that I use are my broadsword. If you don't know what a broadsword is basically think of the largest sword you've ever seen and then maybe make it longer. That probably sounds bad but you shouldn't worry too much about it. I'm experienced.

Okay. Bye.

Comments

[devilstongue]

I know, darling.

[ He hasn't done it since she mentioned Zuala, after all. He has some class.

Still; ]

Just stirring the spoon a little.

[barberian]

I know.

(Said a little grumpily; but she really doesn't mind. Sometimes it's nice to be teased by your best friend.)

... Will you help me with the back?

[devilstongue]

[ Molly just beams at her 'innocently', because he knows he can get away with it. The mention of him doing the back makes him curious, though, and he taps his lower lip. ]

Do we have scissors? I can't lift your blade.

[barberian]

(Yasha's tone turns abruptly smug.) Nobody else can.

I'm sure we could find something. A small knife would work too.

[devilstongue]

One day someone's gonna try and really hurt themselves, I'm sure.

[ Pull their back from giant sword lifting (Caleb) or losing a toe (Fjord). ]

What kind of style are you thinking? Very short? Shoulder-long?

[barberian]

Well, they shouldn't be touching my things anyway.

(So it would be deserved.)

Um... maybe to my shoulders. For now.

[devilstongue]

Fair point.

[ He's so enamored now by this idea. ]

I love it. Then it's still long enough that we can braid some back from the front so you don't get it in your eyes when you fight, and it will frame that lovely face of yours.

[barberian]

I... was thinking more along the lines of it not getting in my eyes when I fight, but I guess that's okay too.

(He's taken to this idea very quickly. That's good, Yasha feels a bit impulsive.)

Want to do it today?

[devilstongue]

How about right now?

[ He's... literally the personification of no impulse control, Yasha. What did you expect? ]

[barberian]

(No idea.)

... Sure. Why not.

(It's too easy to convince Yasha if you're Molly.)

[devilstongue]

[ To be fair, she's her own chaotic force and they're excellent at enabling each other. ]

Wonderful. I'll find a scissor for your back.

[barberian]

You'll find it easy to get a tiny razor, I think. A lot of people here seem to have them.

(Or so she's been told. Multiple times now.)

See you back at the house?

[devilstongue]

Sounds like no problem! Worst case scenario, I'll use the Summer's Dance.

[ Molly no. ]

I'll be there, love.