voice (3 dec)

[barberian]

(This message begins with the maker of it clearing her throat.)

Hello. This is Yasha.

(Cool.

With that out of the way,) I wanted to offer my services in cutting hair for anybody who might like it. It's coming up to the end of a year and sometimes people like to look nice for that. Or maybe your hair has become too long over the course of the year. Hair grows a lot faster than you think it does sometimes.

Um... anyway. If you need a hair cut or maybe a beard trim I can do that. And I can come to your house to do them, I don't mind.

(Oh, one more teeny tiny thing:) Also the tools that I use are my broadsword. If you don't know what a broadsword is basically think of the largest sword you've ever seen and then maybe make it longer. That probably sounds bad but you shouldn't worry too much about it. I'm experienced.

Okay. Bye.

Comments

[barberian]

I'm going to cut off all the white parts.

(She sounds certain; it helps that Beau thinks it's cool. A surprising amount, actually. Yasha had really been weakly flirting with this idea all along but getting that kind of response from Beau gifts a certain amount of validation to the whole thing.)

But yeah, I think keeping it out of the way is a good idea too... even when I have it tied up now it's still too long sometimes.

I'll come and show you when it's done.

[lesbeau]

Oh yeah, cool, cool.

[She pauses only a second or two before she cuts in again, like ya do.]

I can help, too. If you want, so you don't cut your neck or whatever.

[barberian]

Molly is going to help, but he was planning on using his dagger.

(Which is fine, but well. Molly's hair is like... like that, and Beau has her undercut carefully maintained, which Yasha is fairly certain she did herself before she realised she could simply make Yasha do it? So she has credentials.)

So... um, that would be nice. For all of the bits at the back.

[lesbeau]

[The credentials are "figured it out with a knife and lots of trial and error", but sometimes it's just that way. So much easier for someone else to do it so she isn't trying to keep her topknot out of the way with her foot though.]

Oh yeah, yeah. Detail out your bottom line, sure.

[Those words don't mean anything really, but Beau is still out here.]

When are you doin' it? Should I meet you?

[barberian]

Okay.

(Yeah, that sounds professional. Yasha doesn't even know what detail out your bottom line even means, so thank goodness she asked for Beau to come and help.)

Um, just at the house. You should come over.

wrapped?

[lesbeau]

[She's gonna give you a zigzag on the back of your head, Yasha, just wait.]

Cool. Be there soon to, uh. Do your hair I guess? Not how Jester does it, but. Yeah.

[This suddenly feels very girly and very uncomfortable, but fuck it. There are knives and swords and shit involved here, this isn't some delicate thing with ribbons and bows. Yeah. Dangerous.]

See you.