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[proficienciesouttheass]

HEY ALL!

IF YOU SEE A DOG THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS

HIS NAME IS JOHANN

HE'S TRAINED AND WON'T HURT ANYONE

FEEL FREE TO PET HIM. BUT DON'T FEED HIM TABLE SCRAPS PLEASE.

HE LIKES TO PLAY FETCH AND TO HAVE HIS EARS SCRATCHED.

REMEMBER TO TELL HIM HE'S A GOOD BOY.

LOVE, MAGNUS AND JOHANN

PS: DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

Comments

[catpiper]

[ichininyaanshi]

[LMAO FUCK]


[she made him look too good]

[souldeterminant]

+1

[Is that how you 'Like' a rock post? Look it is now. They're coming for that good boy the next moment they see him holy heck!!]

[proficienciesouttheass]

DOES THAT MEAN YOU HAVE A PET TOO?

[souldeterminant]

It means I like your drawing and your dog

Especially your dog :)

[proficienciesouttheass]

OH! THANK YOU! :)

YOU CAN MEET HIM SOMETIME!

[ichininyaanshi]

cute

good job

[proficienciesouttheass]

THANKS! IM REALLY PROUD OF IT!

rock-text

[hyperlit]

[Okay, well, AN IMPORTANT QUESTION MUST BE ASKED FIRST, because they have met two (2) entire dogs and both have turned out to be divine entities, SO.]

is he a god

[no that's not a typo]

Re: rock-text

[proficienciesouttheass]

[ A good question, probably! At least after Magnus has met the island's wolf god, who is a very good girl. And after the Storyteller took a dog form. He gets it!]

I DON'T THINK SO! HE'S JUST A REGULAR DOG. BUT, LIKE, TRAINED AND STUFF.

[hyperlit]

cannot be sure?

[It just seems smart to assume that all dogs are gods by default until there’s enough evidence to suggest that this is the exception rather than the rule okay]

[proficienciesouttheass]

[ And Magnus is apparently terrible at convincing them otherwise.]

I RAISED HIM SINCE HE WAS A PUPPY AND HE NEVER SHOWED ANY GOD-LIKE POWERS OR ANYTHING.

SO I THINK HE'S JUST A NORMAL DOG?

[despairing_hope]

I used to have a dog, he was huge and fluffy! Sometimes I wish I could see him again.

For your sake and the sake of Johann I hope I don't run into him.

[proficienciesouttheass]

AW, DON'T WORRY! YOU CAN ASK THE STORYTELLER! THAT'S WHAT I DID.


WAIT WHY?

[ Is...is he threatening to hurt Johann? Magnus is a little concerned.

If only he knew.]

[despairing_hope]

I don't know about that, I suppose I could, but it might be a bit much to ask to go to such a world. I'm not sure if I'm quite ready for a one way trip like that as well.

[If he were in person he would sigh deeply at this point.]

Well, I would feel bad if something happened, I wouldn't want anyone else to end up with the same fate as my dog.

[hellawrath]

[proficienciesouttheass]

FUCK YEAH! 10/10 BEST BIRD

[flyfisher]

YOUR DOG FRIEND LOOKS SICK OR DEFORMED
DOES HE KNOW???

[proficienciesouttheass]

I MEAN, I KNOW I'M NOT THE BEST ARTIST BUT THAT WAS KIND OF MEAN

[flyfisher]

NO!!!!
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
HE LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF MONSTER
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A BAD DRAWING OF A DOG IT LOOKS LIKE A DRAWING OF SOMETHING OTHER THAN A DOG

[rubberpirate]

I WANT TO PET JOHANN

WHERE DO I FIND THIS DOG?

[proficienciesouttheass]

MEET ME HERE AT SUNSET. JOHANN AND I WILL BE PASSING BY.

[rubberpirate]

OK!

I'll wait here from now on.

[thejaw]

[A chalk and fingers masterpiece.]

he does look like a good boy

[proficienciesouttheass]

THANK YOU! HE'S THE BEST BOY.

SALEM LOOKS REALLY COOL!! TOTAL COOL CAT.

[ He's so happy to talk about pets. ]