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[proficienciesouttheass]

HEY ALL!

IF YOU SEE A DOG THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS

HIS NAME IS JOHANN

HE'S TRAINED AND WON'T HURT ANYONE

FEEL FREE TO PET HIM. BUT DON'T FEED HIM TABLE SCRAPS PLEASE.

HE LIKES TO PLAY FETCH AND TO HAVE HIS EARS SCRATCHED.

REMEMBER TO TELL HIM HE'S A GOOD BOY.

LOVE, MAGNUS AND JOHANN

PS: DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

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[proficienciesouttheass]

AW, DON'T WORRY! YOU CAN ASK THE STORYTELLER! THAT'S WHAT I DID.


WAIT WHY?

[ Is...is he threatening to hurt Johann? Magnus is a little concerned.

If only he knew.]

[despairing_hope]

I don't know about that, I suppose I could, but it might be a bit much to ask to go to such a world. I'm not sure if I'm quite ready for a one way trip like that as well.

[If he were in person he would sigh deeply at this point.]

Well, I would feel bad if something happened, I wouldn't want anyone else to end up with the same fate as my dog.

[proficienciesouttheass]

I MEAN, IT WAS PRETTY EASY TO GET JOHANN HERE. THE STORYTELLER JUST ASKED FOR A STORY AND I ASKED FOR MY DOG. HE'S FINE AND EVERYTHING. SO YOU PROBABLY COULD GET YOURS.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR DOG??

[ Oh no, is it gonna be a sad dog story? Magnus can't handle those very well.]

[despairing_hope]

[It was indeed going to be a sad dog story.]

He got hit by a car, instead of me, when I was in elementary school.

[proficienciesouttheass]

WHAT!!!
IM SO SORRY, THATS AWFUL!