Magnus Burnsides (
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lifenet2018-04-04 11:43 pm
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HEY ALL!
IF YOU SEE A DOG THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS
HIS NAME IS JOHANN
HE'S TRAINED AND WON'T HURT ANYONE
FEEL FREE TO PET HIM. BUT DON'T FEED HIM TABLE SCRAPS PLEASE.
HE LIKES TO PLAY FETCH AND TO HAVE HIS EARS SCRATCHED.
REMEMBER TO TELL HIM HE'S A GOOD BOY.
LOVE, MAGNUS AND JOHANN
PS: DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

IF YOU SEE A DOG THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS
HIS NAME IS JOHANN
HE'S TRAINED AND WON'T HURT ANYONE
FEEL FREE TO PET HIM. BUT DON'T FEED HIM TABLE SCRAPS PLEASE.
HE LIKES TO PLAY FETCH AND TO HAVE HIS EARS SCRATCHED.
REMEMBER TO TELL HIM HE'S A GOOD BOY.
LOVE, MAGNUS AND JOHANN
PS: DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

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DO YOU DO THIS?? WITH YOUR JOHANN FRIEND??
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I SWEAR IT'S NOT AS FUCKED UP AS IT SOUNDS. THEY DON'T REALLY KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, BUT THEY KNOW WHEN THEY'RE LOVED! AND ANYONE THAT DOESN'T LOVE A DOG IS A MONSTER!!