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[proficienciesouttheass]

HEY ALL!

IF YOU SEE A DOG THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS

HIS NAME IS JOHANN

HE'S TRAINED AND WON'T HURT ANYONE

FEEL FREE TO PET HIM. BUT DON'T FEED HIM TABLE SCRAPS PLEASE.

HE LIKES TO PLAY FETCH AND TO HAVE HIS EARS SCRATCHED.

REMEMBER TO TELL HIM HE'S A GOOD BOY.

LOVE, MAGNUS AND JOHANN

PS: DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

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[proficienciesouttheass]

THE CHANCE LANCE! IT'S A COOL SPEAR THAT GOES BACK IN TIME WHEN I NEED IT BACK.

BUT I DIDN'T HAVE IT ON ME WHEN I GOT SPIRITED AWAY TO HERE. IT SUCKS.

[hyperlit]

ask for it?

[This is a god weapon and they want to see how it works tbh.]

[proficienciesouttheass]

OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!

I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT

[hyperlit]

i would like to see it
if possible

[Just see it - that probably isn't something that requires payment, surely? But they're curious. Weapons have always...intrigued them.]

[proficienciesouttheass]

SURE THING, GUY! I'LL LEAVE YOU A MESSAGE HERE WHEN I GET IT. IT'S PRETTY SWEET.

THANKS FOR REMINDING ME!

[hyperlit]

c:

[Now you have them hoping for weapons. You’d better deliver, mister.]