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Magnus Burnsides ([personal profile] proficienciesouttheass) wrote in [community profile] lifenet2018-04-04 11:43 pm

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HEY ALL!

IF YOU SEE A DOG THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS

HIS NAME IS JOHANN

HE'S TRAINED AND WON'T HURT ANYONE

FEEL FREE TO PET HIM. BUT DON'T FEED HIM TABLE SCRAPS PLEASE.

HE LIKES TO PLAY FETCH AND TO HAVE HIS EARS SCRATCHED.

REMEMBER TO TELL HIM HE'S A GOOD BOY.

LOVE, MAGNUS AND JOHANN

PS: DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?


hyperlit: (i dont know how to fucking please you)

[personal profile] hyperlit 2018-05-09 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
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[Now you have them hoping for weapons. You’d better deliver, mister.]