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Magnus Burnsides ([personal profile] proficienciesouttheass) wrote in [community profile] lifenet2018-04-04 11:43 pm

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HEY ALL!

IF YOU SEE A DOG THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS

HIS NAME IS JOHANN

HE'S TRAINED AND WON'T HURT ANYONE

FEEL FREE TO PET HIM. BUT DON'T FEED HIM TABLE SCRAPS PLEASE.

HE LIKES TO PLAY FETCH AND TO HAVE HIS EARS SCRATCHED.

REMEMBER TO TELL HIM HE'S A GOOD BOY.

LOVE, MAGNUS AND JOHANN

PS: DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?


hyperlit: +anubis (i am going into battle)

[personal profile] hyperlit 2018-04-08 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
and god of death

[Who, to their knowledge, isn't actually here? But they were distinctly canid in appearance all the same, with their pointed jackal-snout and large, triangular ears.]
hyperlit: (i'm going into battle)

[personal profile] hyperlit 2018-04-09 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
jackal
we owe her much

what god is yours?
hyperlit: (this game controls like a bag of turds)

[personal profile] hyperlit 2018-04-12 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
death
and other things
prolonging it
preventing it
curing it


[Their perceptions may not be wholly accurate.]
hyperlit: (you're not welcome here)

[personal profile] hyperlit 2018-04-15 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
met many?

[That has them curious. They have met far more gods than they ever anticipated encountering at all - meeting and knowing one was extraordinary in and of itself. But two, let alone three?]

[Truly, extraordinary.]
hyperlit: (◈ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴡʜᴇʟᴍɪɴɢ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ)

[personal profile] hyperlit 2018-04-16 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Consider the Drifter fascinated. They read over each name several times, eagerly, committing each title to memory. Chance Lance, too, is filed away under an appropriate category for later consideration.]

you are god touched
a blessing


[At least as far as they are concerned. They are devout and sincere when it comes to higher powers, even if they owe their first allegiance to the jackal that brought them to life, over and over, so they might continue her work, and their own.]
hyperlit: (i am going into battle and i want)

[personal profile] hyperlit 2018-04-17 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
what sort of weapon

[Hello yes they are interested in hearing about weapons and the possibility that they might help him earn it back here so that they can see it for themself??]
hyperlit: (i am going into battle and i want)

[personal profile] hyperlit 2018-04-18 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
ask for it?

[This is a god weapon and they want to see how it works tbh.]
hyperlit: (◈ ᴀ ᴘᴏɪsᴏɴᴇᴅ ᴍᴀᴅᴅᴇɴᴇᴅ ʜᴏᴍᴇʟᴀɴᴅ)

[personal profile] hyperlit 2018-05-04 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
i would like to see it
if possible


[Just see it - that probably isn't something that requires payment, surely? But they're curious. Weapons have always...intrigued them.]
hyperlit: (i dont know how to fucking please you)

[personal profile] hyperlit 2018-05-09 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
c:

[Now you have them hoping for weapons. You’d better deliver, mister.]