Magnus Burnsides (
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lifenet2018-04-04 11:43 pm
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HEY ALL!
IF YOU SEE A DOG THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS
HIS NAME IS JOHANN
HE'S TRAINED AND WON'T HURT ANYONE
FEEL FREE TO PET HIM. BUT DON'T FEED HIM TABLE SCRAPS PLEASE.
HE LIKES TO PLAY FETCH AND TO HAVE HIS EARS SCRATCHED.
REMEMBER TO TELL HIM HE'S A GOOD BOY.
LOVE, MAGNUS AND JOHANN
PS: DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

IF YOU SEE A DOG THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS
HIS NAME IS JOHANN
HE'S TRAINED AND WON'T HURT ANYONE
FEEL FREE TO PET HIM. BUT DON'T FEED HIM TABLE SCRAPS PLEASE.
HE LIKES TO PLAY FETCH AND TO HAVE HIS EARS SCRATCHED.
REMEMBER TO TELL HIM HE'S A GOOD BOY.
LOVE, MAGNUS AND JOHANN
PS: DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

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YOU MEAN LIKE THE WHITE WOLF? AND THE STORYTELLER? THEY WERE A DOG LAST TIME.
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[Who, to their knowledge, isn't actually here? But they were distinctly canid in appearance all the same, with their pointed jackal-snout and large, triangular ears.]
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YOURS IS A DOG?
THAT'S KINDA COOL!
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we owe her much
what god is yours?
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OF DEATH OR OTHER STUFF?
BECAUSE WE HAVE A LOT OF THEM
I DONT KNOW ALL OF THEM THOUGH
BUT WE HAVE A DEATH ONE TOO! THE RAVEN QUEEN I THINK. A COUPLE OF FRIENDS OF MINE WORK FOR HER.
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and other things
prolonging it
preventing it
curing it
[Their perceptions may not be wholly accurate.]
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WE PROBABLY HAVE DIFFERENT ONES FOR EVERYTHING PROBABLY??
THE RAVEN QUEEN TAKES CARE OF PEOPLE DYING AND LIKE THEIR SOULS AND STUFF
AND THEN ISTUS IS A TIME GOD
AND YOU GOT PAN WHO I THINK DEALS WITH NATURE AND PLANTS AND SHIT
I NEVER REALLY LOOKED INTO IT BUT THERES A LOT OF THEM
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[That has them curious. They have met far more gods than they ever anticipated encountering at all - meeting and knowing one was extraordinary in and of itself. But two, let alone three?]
[Truly, extraordinary.]
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I MEAN I NEVER MET THE RAVEN QUEEN BUT A BUNCH OF MY FRIENDS WORK FOR HER
ISTUS GAVE ME A COOL SPEAR. BUT I DIDN'T HAVE IT ON ME WHEN I GOT HERE
[ There's an arrow next to that line that leads to a drawing of...another arrow? With a bunch of stuff on it? It's supposed to look like a clock arm, but it's hard to tell out of context. Next to are the words "CHANCE LANCE".]
I GUESS I KINDA WORK FOR HER? I DON'T REALLY KNOW IF THE DEAL IS STILL GOING
IVE SEEN PAN
IVE MET OTHER WEIRD STUFF I DONT KNOW WOULD QUALIFY AS GODS
AND YOU GOT THE STORYTELLER AND STUFF. BUT IM NOT SURE ABOUT THEM
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you are god touched
a blessing
[At least as far as they are concerned. They are devout and sincere when it comes to higher powers, even if they owe their first allegiance to the jackal that brought them to life, over and over, so they might continue her work, and their own.]
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[Hello yes they are interested in hearing about weapons and the possibility that they might help him earn it back here so that they can see it for themself??]
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BUT I DIDN'T HAVE IT ON ME WHEN I GOT SPIRITED AWAY TO HERE. IT SUCKS.
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[This is a god weapon and they want to see how it works tbh.]
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I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT
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if possible
[Just see it - that probably isn't something that requires payment, surely? But they're curious. Weapons have always...intrigued them.]
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THANKS FOR REMINDING ME!
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[Now you have them hoping for weapons. You’d better deliver, mister.]