stone noticeboard: party party party

[crosslaced]

We’ve been through some nonsense.

How about a community gathering next month? We could do with one to keep the morale up. Roast venison, a campfire, perhaps some shenanigans. After Storytelling might be best, in the event something happens on the next island.

[Full disclosure: Laurent’s fiance’s birthday is next month, on the 25th. That’s why he’s suggesting this. But listen, no one has to know it’s a secret birthday party, there’ll be food and maybe games and everyone will benefit anyway.

Plus, he’s willing to provide some lucrative party favours:]

I've considered requisitioning the Storyteller for some alcohol, if you think it’s a good idea. Or those weeds people like so much.

-Laurent
Lives on the southernmost islet

Comments

[yourattention]

dont waste favors on weed i have so much hash its not even a problem
ok well its a problem if every single person wants a blunt but also i dont give weed to children i have like 1 standard

[Why would he bother to indicate who wrote this? Everyone knows who the weed guy is.]

[crosslaced]

I simply meant that if you're against passing your weeds around, I'm willing to look elsewhere.

[Laurent respects your right to hoard weed if you so desire.]

Okay. We'll find something else to entertain the children.

How much would you be willing to offer, hypothetically?

[yourattention]

well it depends do you want to smoke it or do you want edibles

[devilstongue]

✨~⭐ WONDERFUL ⭐~✨

[crosslaced]

[Well that's. Real nice. Not very constructive, though.]

What should be included in such a party?

[devilstongue]

[ Molly's still not sure how this noticeboard work, okay.

...also he's a little shit. ]

You seem to have most of it done, so maybe music? Unless that is included in shenanigans.

[want_to_belong]

Count me in. We'll need some games to play. - Prompto

[crosslaced]

What kind of games would you suggest?

I lack knowledge in that area.

[want_to_belong]

We can figure out some ring toss games and throwing games!

[piercetheheart]

[Writing is so uncomfortable right now ugh. Sorry Laur this is kinda awkward and weirdly low and off to the side.]

buried cariborn roast again? y/n/m? ~G

[crosslaced]

[He'd been hoping either Ignis or Gladio would volunteer food. And he's not disappointed.]

That would be wonderful. Can you manage or should I fetch the cariborn for you?

[piercetheheart]

see week of. currently: would need help.

[postictal]

you can use denny if you need it
just try not to break anything important

-tim

[crosslaced]

I don't trust our ability to be orderly in enclosed spaces, it would probably be out in the open. But we could borrow the kitchens for food.

Thank you for offering.

[postictal]

kitchen use is fine
we keep spare meat and stuff there too if you need it

[fortunefavored]

okay i'm, like, super on board for a party, esp if there's weed

like seriously how tf did you guys get weed here??????

-Newt

[crosslaced]

I don't know. I'm only aware that we have "weed", which like alcohol is universally loved by adults of questionable sensibility.

Connor, how did we get weed?

[fortunefavored]

listen dude my sensibility is fine but also there's nothing wrong with needing to cut loose after some stress you feel me???

also who is connor because if they're the one with the weed they have my utmost respect ngl

[yourattention]

ok 1st of all its got medicinal properties its not like im doing crack
2nd of all my stupid neighbor [Hi, Ichimatsu.] let the dog plant a bunch of seeds from the sky islands w/o knowing what they were like a fucking moron

so i go outside and the weed is growing next to carrots bc did i mention hes a fucking moron? hes a fucking moron
anyway i confiscated them and now i take care of the plants under the agreement that he gets a cut
which is whatever bc i use the rest to foster relations with the jormun
so everybody wins bc theyre my friends

[Which is a fancy way of saying "sometimes he just hangs out with the Jormun and they smoke up." Aren't you all glad that this is one of your strongest diplomatic ties to the Jormun?]

[vagabone]

Does anyone know how to make pizza from scratch? Should we ask for some from the Storyteller?

[What?? He's never had any in his... death?? It always sounded tasty.]

[crosslaced]

[Oh, pizza. It's one of those modern foods. Anyway, a shitpost deserves a shitpost back.]

What's a pizza?

[forwearemany]

We agree that this would be a highly efficient method of "stress relief" though our own ability to partake is limited.

[crosslaced]

What kinds of activities can you partake in?

[prettypurpleparlor]

Oh, you needn't trouble the Storyteller if you want alcohol. I'd be more than happy to provide.

[crosslaced]

Oh, bless you.

Enough to feed a crowd, though? I should have stories to spare. I don't mind the expenditure.