stone noticeboard: party party party

[crosslaced]

We’ve been through some nonsense.

How about a community gathering next month? We could do with one to keep the morale up. Roast venison, a campfire, perhaps some shenanigans. After Storytelling might be best, in the event something happens on the next island.

[Full disclosure: Laurent’s fiance’s birthday is next month, on the 25th. That’s why he’s suggesting this. But listen, no one has to know it’s a secret birthday party, there’ll be food and maybe games and everyone will benefit anyway.

Plus, he’s willing to provide some lucrative party favours:]

I've considered requisitioning the Storyteller for some alcohol, if you think it’s a good idea. Or those weeds people like so much.

-Laurent
Lives on the southernmost islet

Comments

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I don't know. I'm only aware that we have "weed", which like alcohol is universally loved by adults of questionable sensibility.

Connor, how did we get weed?

[fortunefavored]

listen dude my sensibility is fine but also there's nothing wrong with needing to cut loose after some stress you feel me???

also who is connor because if they're the one with the weed they have my utmost respect ngl

[crosslaced]

My bad. I tried relaxing once, it was very stressful. :(


Yes, Connor with the bluetext is Keeper of the Weed.

[fortunefavored]

....do u even know how to relax properly

have u ever relaxed in ur life

[crosslaced]

[just drawing an arrow back to his last comment, where it says "I relaxed once, it was stressful".]

:)

[fortunefavored]

dude that is super not an answer

[crosslaced]

It super is!

[fortunefavored]

it is if u were trying to make it a 'no' because thats what it sounds like

[crosslaced]

Yes, the answer is no.

To be completely honest, I might have when I was very young, but I tired of it a long time ago.

[fortunefavored]

you got tired of relaxing??? how does that work

[yourattention]

ok 1st of all its got medicinal properties its not like im doing crack
2nd of all my stupid neighbor [Hi, Ichimatsu.] let the dog plant a bunch of seeds from the sky islands w/o knowing what they were like a fucking moron

so i go outside and the weed is growing next to carrots bc did i mention hes a fucking moron? hes a fucking moron
anyway i confiscated them and now i take care of the plants under the agreement that he gets a cut
which is whatever bc i use the rest to foster relations with the jormun
so everybody wins bc theyre my friends

[Which is a fancy way of saying "sometimes he just hangs out with the Jormun and they smoke up." Aren't you all glad that this is one of your strongest diplomatic ties to the Jormun?]

[fortunefavored]

dude

so basically ur dumb neighbor miraculously managed to not kill off the plants and now youve got a surplus????

thats awesome js

also who are the jormun

[yourattention]

[Connor's draw a, like. Cartoon version of Munin and helpfully labeled it "Munin, leader of the Jormun."]

they wouldntve died bc its a community garden
but also you cant grow weed next to food cross contamination etc etc ALSO ITS A COMMUNITY GARDEN I HAD ENOUGH PROBLEMS WITH THE EDIBLES AT MY PARTY

[fortunefavored]

i dont think ive met them yet but now i feel like i super need to????

so because its a community garden the weed growing was accidentally successful is that what ur saying?