stone noticeboard: party party party

[crosslaced]

We’ve been through some nonsense.

How about a community gathering next month? We could do with one to keep the morale up. Roast venison, a campfire, perhaps some shenanigans. After Storytelling might be best, in the event something happens on the next island.

[Full disclosure: Laurent’s fiance’s birthday is next month, on the 25th. That’s why he’s suggesting this. But listen, no one has to know it’s a secret birthday party, there’ll be food and maybe games and everyone will benefit anyway.

Plus, he’s willing to provide some lucrative party favours:]

I've considered requisitioning the Storyteller for some alcohol, if you think it’s a good idea. Or those weeds people like so much.

-Laurent
Lives on the southernmost islet

Comments

[yourattention]

dont waste favors on weed i have so much hash its not even a problem
ok well its a problem if every single person wants a blunt but also i dont give weed to children i have like 1 standard

[Why would he bother to indicate who wrote this? Everyone knows who the weed guy is.]

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I simply meant that if you're against passing your weeds around, I'm willing to look elsewhere.

[Laurent respects your right to hoard weed if you so desire.]

Okay. We'll find something else to entertain the children.

How much would you be willing to offer, hypothetically?

[yourattention]

well it depends do you want to smoke it or do you want edibles

[crosslaced]

Among the two of us you're the authority on weed.

We could... have a survey.

[yourattention]

yall didnt pay attention to the labels last time so smoking it is
in that case lets just say like 2 oz

[For the record, this is like ~120 joints worth of weed. There's a reason most of the time you see weed amounts in grams.]

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yes.

[what's up, he's laurent, he's 22 and he never learnt how to read (weed labels).]