[The sound of rushing water and heavy breathing can be heard in the background before Jules speaks.]  

What the minsid hell?!  Where did all the god damned water come from?!

[There's a brief pause before he comes to a very quick realization.]

Who pissed what off? 

[Because he knows someone must have pissed off something.  Normally he doesn't have to ask who did it since usually he's the one doing it.  Pissing people off is a talent.  But here it's different.  Here he avoids all the minsid god beings like the plague.  He is absolutely confident that this ISN'T HIS FAULT!]

I swear to all the gods that for once it wasn't fucking me!  

(And now Legion is making another network post. This time, rather than sad, they sound alert, alarmed.)

Multiple corpses of entities from our universe of origin have been deposited on the shores of Enso. They are commonly referred to as Thresher Maws.

They are exceedingly large, difficult to kill, and typically only a few are likely to be found living simultaneously on a planet: we are uncertain as to how this occurrence is possible.

Faust-Doctor is gone.

(They had thought, at first, that he had gone exploring, or had simply wished to be alone. But they are familiar with his routine, and he has not "turned up" at any of the locations where he should normally be found for some time.

He is gone.)