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[bitch4bitch]

Hey so we gotta get more clothes around here, some people are walking around looking like the last thread holding their pants together is gonna give up the ghost if they get hit with one more cursed flower plague or whatever, and I don’t want to see the results of that

This probably sounds like a joke but I’m serious, who wants to pool some stories so that we can keep everyone in pants

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[vagabone]

Ok ok whatever, you can have ten of mine.

[bitch4bitch]

THANK you for your contribution to the cause. Also how many god damn stories do you have, shit

[vagabone]

Woah language

And I don't know, fifteen?

[Sixteen.]

[eudaimonikos]

I'm in.

[For his part, Michael is always impeccably dressed! Because he has 24-hour creation powers and he always spends some of them on clothes in the morning!]

[bitch4bitch]

Your contribution is appreciated! Got any specific requests

[eudaimonikos]

Make them nice? Half the people here dress like they're gardening.







I guess maybe I could use some non-dress shoes.

[You can feel how much he resents having to make this request, but also he's been existing on the islands in solely men's dress shoes this entire time. Which is buckwild.]

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[lesbeau]

This sounds really personal and like you might have already seen some shit.

[bitch4bitch]

You'd think a skeleton having like his whole ass out wouldn't be too bad right. No ass to be out

But I know where the ass WOULD be.

[vagabone]

I DO NOT
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

[lesbeau]

The ghosts of asses past. Wow. That's personal, right there.

But it's not like it's a real ass, so it could be worse.

[atailoftwoworlds]

geez that sounds like a terrifying sight. but i guess i can chip in to help the cause. protect the whole island and all.

[Sorry Hec and Erika but guess who is young enough to find this all hilarious and be very unhelpful?]

[bitch4bitch]

Appreciated, man, this is a goddamn crisis. You got anything in particular you want?

[Shut up Zidane this is a very serious problem.]

[atailoftwoworlds]

[But after all the horrible things that have happened there is a huge crisis involving a skeleton's non-existent ass? That is super funny! That said, it kind of does occur to him NOW that some people might have gone through a lot of pants. It wasn't in his case but.....well, that might get pretty awkward.

Erika's crisis post is still funny though.]

me? i have a few shirts but a few more won't hurt i guess

[counterblows]

Sure. Let me know how many you need.

We don't need another clothes avalanche.

[bitch4bitch]

What if I disagree and we do. The clothes avalanche was great

[She is at least halfway joking. Probably.]

[counterblows]

Then someone's going to have to clean it up and it isn't going to be me.

[salutosinedelectat]

Perhaps a bit beside your point, but I would be happy to offer some help in repairing items that may have already been damaged.

[bitch4bitch]

THAT sounds good if you got the skills for it. I've been trying to sew stuff up but I can only do that so fast on my own y'know

[salutosinedelectat]

Can't say I'm much given to handiwork, but I do have some abilities I can use. Albeit a bit limited to how much I can do each time. Still, would be happy to help.

[thermalwind]

I've got stories to burn if you need more. We need more larger clothes anyway.

[bitch4bitch]

Thanks man! Good plan there are some pretty huge people wandering around here

[thermalwind]

Yeah and I can alter some of the stuff a bit but, only so much needle and thread can do.

[barberian]

... How many is 'some'? Why don't these people know how to take care of pants?

[bitch4bitch]

At least one, that haunts my nightmares.

Frankly it's a mystery, I'd say something about needing more mandatory home ec classes but I don't know who all here has school where they're from at all. Do you have school

[barberian]

I... don't think I want to know any of the details.

Of course. I went to barbarian school like everybody else. I don't know what a 'home ec' class is though