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[bitch4bitch]

Hey so we gotta get more clothes around here, some people are walking around looking like the last thread holding their pants together is gonna give up the ghost if they get hit with one more cursed flower plague or whatever, and I don’t want to see the results of that

This probably sounds like a joke but I’m serious, who wants to pool some stories so that we can keep everyone in pants

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[bitch4bitch]

THAT sounds good if you got the skills for it. I've been trying to sew stuff up but I can only do that so fast on my own y'know

[salutosinedelectat]

Can't say I'm much given to handiwork, but I do have some abilities I can use. Albeit a bit limited to how much I can do each time. Still, would be happy to help.

[bitch4bitch]

Abilities like some kind of magic thing? Anyway, a little at a time should be fine. Still better than nothin

[salutosinedelectat]

Yes, indeed. If there is anything that can't be fixed by hand, I can use magic to repair it.

I am at the library most days, so anyone is free to stop by and ask.

[bitch4bitch]

Alright, awesome! I mean that's assuming they do ask and don't just decide to let their clothes fall apart around them, which is never a guarantee here. But at least this is out there now, where people can see it, thanks man

[salutosinedelectat]

I would hope no one would let themselves get to that state. Can’t just have people running around in the nude.

And you’re quite welcome. If I’m not around, ask for Aziraphale.

[bitch4bitch]

Some already have but I guess they've usually had an excuse. Like, just not being even a little human-shaped.

Got it, nice name btw

[salutosinedelectat]

I do suppose that would make certain things different. But it's still not nice to have your own items in disrepair. Besides, the weather might turn.

Oh, thank you. That's very kind.

[bitch4bitch]

[Dear god. This guy is kind of adorable.]

It absolutely sucks, yeah. And it's always good to be prepared!

No problem, I am a super kind person

[She guesses she can't really tell him now that she was like... 50% making fun of him. Might as well focus on the part where it actually is kind of a cool name, if pretty unusual.]

[salutosinedelectat]

[ Just about as unusual as he is, depending on your perspective. And he genuinely appreciates the comment. He has enough trouble parsing subtle sarcasm in person. ]

Right. Well, if you need my assistance, like I said, I should be in the library. Or you can ask Kravitz, or Crowley. He's the redheaded fellow with the sunglasses, easy enough to spot.

[bitch4bitch]

Oh shit I think I've met Crowley, cool. I'll keep that in mind

[Might be a little awkward when it becomes clear that the Crowley who Erika met was actually a different Crowley from this one, but, anyway.]

[salutosinedelectat]

[ Awkward, sure, but unsurprising. They've dealt with that since they first showed up a few months ago. ]

Oh, good. He'll probably be the best to refer to.

Speaking of him, he might be able to help as well. I'll speak to him.

[bitch4bitch]

That would be awesome - seemed like he might've known his shit with clothes too, so that could be a big help.

[salutosinedelectat]

I do suppose he knows his way around modern fashion. I'll talk to him when I see him later on, I'm sure he'll be happy to help.

[ Or he'll just do it because the angel asks him, probably. ]

[bitch4bitch]

Great! The more the merrier, right - and the faster we can get stuff fixed up

[salutosinedelectat]

Right. It'll be some sort of relief, I would imagine.

Is there anything else I can help with?

[bitch4bitch]

Nothing else comes to mind rn, you're offering a lot as it is! Honestly I should ask if there's anything i can do for YOU with all this

[salutosinedelectat]

Nothing I can think of right now, but thank you. If there's anything that comes to mind, I'll be sure to message you.