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Hey so we gotta get more clothes around here, some people are walking around looking like the last thread holding their pants together is gonna give up the ghost if they get hit with one more cursed flower plague or whatever, and I don’t want to see the results of that

This probably sounds like a joke but I’m serious, who wants to pool some stories so that we can keep everyone in pants

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This sounds really personal and like you might have already seen some shit.

You'd think a skeleton having like his whole ass out wouldn't be too bad right. No ass to be out

But I know where the ass WOULD be.

I DO NOT
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Oh hey what's up, i would say it bc your ass is out! Like have you forgotten where the ass goes. do you need a diagram

How else would I keep my pants on!! You're not a skeleton, you don't know what it's like!! I can't wear them on my spine!!

1. Why not

2. Have you heard about overalls

Because I fall apart about ten times a day, it's easier to wear pants on my hips!

I'm doing the best with what I've got!

[Well, he's certainly doing something.]

Are you though. Are you REALLY, cuz we got people all over here who could help you out with not having your non-ass out

Unless you just wanna keep it out, in which case I'll still hate it but that'd be like, a choice.

I don't see the need to use up people's stories just to get me pants that fit!

[Maybe he doesn't deserve nice things, okay!!]

How about this: Whatever pants you find, consider those to have been purchased with YOUR stories. Or mine, but, statistically, probably yours

fine. whatever. when I stop being a ghost.

I thought you were a skeleton

I'm both. Supposed to be both. Can't touch anything besides the stuff I had when I died last.

It's really, really starting to get old.

Whaaat the fuck

How long's that been a thing??

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bitch4bitch - 2020-03-07 18:52 (UTC) - Expand

The ghosts of asses past. Wow. That's personal, right there.

But it's not like it's a real ass, so it could be worse.

I mean I still hate seeing where the ass WAS, but I GUESS it could be worse

Actually yes it definitely could be worse, it's been worse on this very island

[Throwback to when her girlfriend's boyfriend was running around with his magic horse ass out ALL THE TIME.]

How much ass do you get around here? I get one ass and it's Mollymauk's. I don't want it.

Just the two so far, but that's more than enough. We're just plagued with unwanted ass out here, huh

Yeah. It sucks. I'm not gonna show mine off just to balance, that needs to be someone else's job. But if you need favors or whatever they're called for the rabbit, I have a few.

Too bad

That'd be rad, anything in particular you want?

[Yeah no she's really just gonna toss that first part out there and keep going.]

[hahaha you fuckin gay]

Could use more pants that aren't that rough farmer stuff. Something I can move in. Scarves and shawls and stuff.

Also more sleeveless tops so I don't have to keep taking the sleeves off them myself.

[nobody should expect any less from her]

Got it, good choices

You need any help taking sleeves off things in the meantime because I feel like I haven't messed with any clothes in forever

Usually I just tear the sleeves off without much else. It's easier. But sometimes it rips the shirts. Then they're vests. I don't need any more of those.

See, that's an advantage of cutting shit properly. Or getting either a person or a tool to help so you can hold the shirt part in one piece while taking the sleeves off

Alright, I will admit that makes sense. You planning to lend the sharp stuff to it? I've seen your teeth.

[beau. beau. beau]

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