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[thegoofball]

[He's been here for, what? Not even a week. Plenty of time to get the lay of the not-glitched out land and find this very convenient communal rock.

That he promptly ruins.]

Looking for some scissors! Preferably sharp enough to cut hair.
Deliver to Keith and Shiro's shack but don't hand them over to either of them, they'd probably just throw them away.

You'll know who's the right guy.

XOXO Lance

Comments

[thermalwind]

Seriously? You're really doing this.

- Keith

[thegoofball]

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, Keith.

XOXO

[thermalwind]

What does that even mean. This isn't a gift.

- Keith

[thegoofball]

Style is a gift you were never blessed with, but now's your chance. You won't even have to do any of the work if you don't want to!

XOXO

[thermalwind]

I'm not letting you anywhere near my hair with a pair of scissors. I'll end up with some awful bowl cut or something.

- Keith

[attheclocktower]

Did... I miss something?

Also I'm not sure if anybody even has scissors here. Tools are in really short supply.

- Aster

[thegoofball]

Do you not know Keith? Really angry, bad hair, likes knives?

I mean you could cut hair with a knife if you needed to, but I think that's what happened to him in the first place. If nobody has any scissors I guess that'll be Plan B.

XOXO Lance

[attheclocktower]

Yeah I know Keith, he's my friend. His hair isn't that bad!

[ That's not a very nice thing to say about someone Lance.

Also she's friends with Riku. ]

[thegoofball]

He has a mullet. Still!

XOXO

[Are you a friend or an enabler, Aster? Because it seems like you're an enabler.]

[attheclocktower]

I guess that's a bad thing on your world?

[ The Organization didn't really care about fashion. The Tower didn't really care about fashion. SHE DOESN'T SEE THE DISASTER HERE. ]

[piercetheheart]

No scissors but I'm pretty handy with a knife.

Got a sharp one on me, too. Might need you to sit on them if they're not gonna hold still though.

[thegoofball]

How handy are we talking? Surgical precision or more rudimentary? I don't want to cut his ear off.

I could, but I think he'd take that even worse than the haircut.

XOXO

[piercetheheart]

half inch? Could do a shave if you want to. I used to.

Got hard with unreliable lighting though. I mean... I maintain my beard with this knife.

[Which doesn't necessarily sound impressive at the moment but he's been doing weekly shave/trims instead of daily. Too hard to make time for grooming with daemons knocking on your door.]

[thegoofball]

Okay, that's one of the most badass things I've ever heard of. Doesn't that hurt?

[He hasn't ever had anything to maintain, so maybe he's a little jealous.]

Lighting shouldn't be much of a problem, at least. Most of the time it seems like it's pretty sunny.

XOXO

[Plus there's a flaming bird living with them. Ember would probably be willing to help.

Probably.]

[piercetheheart]

THAT'S the badass part? You need more life experience kid.

[Look he hasn't seen the sun in ten years, he's still getting used to all this.]

what's with the Xs and Os. Reminding me of my little sis

[tomodachi]

don't have scissors but what does xoxo mean

[Crow doesn't sign this message or apparently use proper grammar, sorry Lance.]

[thegoofball]

Hugs and kisses, obviously.

XOXO

[It's fine, clearly he's the one who needs to be sorry.]

[tomodachi]

what

how is a bunch of random x and o letters supposed to mean that

[thegoofball]

I'm a pilot, not a linguist. Never really had to figure it out or wanted to.

XOXO

[catpiper]

[XOXO Lance? She doesn't know if it's a weird variation of a simple game or if this dingus doesn't know the intricate rules of tic tac toe. They're missing the border? They put other letters? There's an extra row? Gosh. It's her time to shine. It's not scissors, but here's her incredible contribution to his important message-]

|x|o|x|o  Lance
|x|  |  |   Ren
|  |  |  |

[thegoofball]

[Tic tac toe?? He's not even sure if he's seeing this right for a moment but you know what? He can roll with this.]

|x|o|x|o
|x| | |
|o| | |

[catpiper]

|x|o|x|o
|x| | |
|o|x| | 

[thegoofball]

|x|o|x|o
|x|o| |
|o|x| |

[everylittlesecret]

I've got bandage scissors I keep pretty sharp, but I would need them back right away.

- Nari

[thegoofball]

Of course, yeah. I wouldn't want to keep anything permanently.

It should only take like, ten minutes, tops.

XOXO