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[He's been here for, what? Not even a week. Plenty of time to get the lay of the not-glitched out land and find this very convenient communal rock.

That he promptly ruins.]

Looking for some scissors! Preferably sharp enough to cut hair.
Deliver to Keith and Shiro's shack but don't hand them over to either of them, they'd probably just throw them away.

You'll know who's the right guy.

XOXO Lance

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I have PLENTY of experience! Just not a lot that requires me to use a knife for everything.

[He's not the knife guy, anyways.]

What's wrong with sealing everything with a kiss?

XOXO

Uh huh. Sure.

[ Not even acknowledging the "sealed with a kiss" bit. Who even says that. Aside from girls under the age of 11? ]

So. We doing this?

I do!

[He's been to SPACE!

Also, rude. He is totally an adult. Almost.]

If you can promise me I won't get stabbed, yeah. Unless Keith like really freaks out. He can be a little weird over people, you know?

XOXO

[Despite his anti-mullet agenda he does actually care about Keith's feelings. It's a shame.]

[The funny thing is, Gladio actually spent most of his life growing himself the most fantastic mullet the world had ever seen. It's laziness and inconvenience that'smade him let it grow out so much.]

I can promise that I won't stab you. Your friends I dunno. You better talk to them first, don't just ask me to show up like "dudes btw" that's a dick move.

[Don't ever let his image be ruined. Be the knife-shaving badass forever, please.]

I'll talk to him about it. Shiro, too. He'd probably do better at convincing Keith.

[He says, like Gladio has any idea who he's talking about.]

If I get the go ahead, who should I be calling for?

XOXO

[To be fair the mullet involved shaving the sides of his head. Also with a knife.]

Name's Gladio. Dunno if they know Ignis but I'm staying with him and Prompto. Seems like they kinda know everyone here.

[That is both better and worse than a normal mullet.]

Gladio, gotcha. Gonna be a hard name to forget.

XOXO

[Because it's a little weird. All of them are. Who names their kid Prompto? That's how you get bullied.]

[In his opinion it was pretty epic.]

Oh? You know much about flowers?

[Glad, most people aren't going to assume that Gladio is short for Gladiolus.]

[You're entitled to your wrong opinions.]

No? I mean I know some smell better than others and you shouldn't pick any you don't recognize but that's just common sense.

XOXO

Then why is my name going to be easy to remember? If you don't know glads from any other flower, I mean.

I've never met anyone named Gladio before. It's unique! Nobody's going to question which guy's Gladio because you're the only one.

It's simple.

XOXO

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