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[He's been here for, what? Not even a week. Plenty of time to get the lay of the not-glitched out land and find this very convenient communal rock.

That he promptly ruins.]

Looking for some scissors! Preferably sharp enough to cut hair.
Deliver to Keith and Shiro's shack but don't hand them over to either of them, they'd probably just throw them away.

You'll know who's the right guy.

XOXO Lance

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Seriously? You're really doing this.

- Keith

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, Keith.

XOXO

What does that even mean. This isn't a gift.

- Keith

Style is a gift you were never blessed with, but now's your chance. You won't even have to do any of the work if you don't want to!

XOXO

I'm not letting you anywhere near my hair with a pair of scissors. I'll end up with some awful bowl cut or something.

- Keith

Did... I miss something?

Also I'm not sure if anybody even has scissors here. Tools are in really short supply.

- Aster

How DARE you. I would never do that to another person. Not even you.

XOXO

Do you not know Keith? Really angry, bad hair, likes knives?

I mean you could cut hair with a knife if you needed to, but I think that's what happened to him in the first place. If nobody has any scissors I guess that'll be Plan B.

XOXO Lance

Yeah I know Keith, he's my friend. His hair isn't that bad!

[ That's not a very nice thing to say about someone Lance.

Also she's friends with Riku. ]

He has a mullet. Still!

XOXO

[Are you a friend or an enabler, Aster? Because it seems like you're an enabler.]

I guess that's a bad thing on your world?

[ The Organization didn't really care about fashion. The Tower didn't really care about fashion. SHE DOESN'T SEE THE DISASTER HERE. ]

Bad is an understatement. It's one of the worse things you can do!

With your hair, anyways.

XOXO

[You're KILLING HIM, Aster. Even if nobody cares, don't you have eyes?]

You know your hair is not that different from mine, right? Well, was. And I like being able to tie it back out of my way.

- Keith

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It's not bad. He's being dramatic again.

- Keith

That is the most insulting thing you've ever said to me. My hair has never looked that bad.

I bet it's softer, too.

XOXO

No scissors but I'm pretty handy with a knife.

Got a sharp one on me, too. Might need you to sit on them if they're not gonna hold still though.

For the last time. It DOESN'T look bad!

So??

- Keith

How handy are we talking? Surgical precision or more rudimentary? I don't want to cut his ear off.

I could, but I think he'd take that even worse than the haircut.

XOXO

Do you even have a mirror on this island?

And soft hair is important! Soft hair is healthy hair.

XOXO

half inch? Could do a shave if you want to. I used to.

Got hard with unreliable lighting though. I mean... I maintain my beard with this knife.

[Which doesn't necessarily sound impressive at the moment but he's been doing weekly shave/trims instead of daily. Too hard to make time for grooming with daemons knocking on your door.]

No.

Fine. Whatever. Still don't see how letting it grow out is any sort of problem.

- Keith

Then you can't talk about how it looks.

Do you want your hair to just be a knotty, wild mess that gets tangled on every low-hanging branch?

XOXO

I can still see my reflection in water.

You're acting like I don't even wash it. I take care of it. Who would be stupid enough to let their hair get caught like that?

- Keith

Okay, that's one of the most badass things I've ever heard of. Doesn't that hurt?

[He hasn't ever had anything to maintain, so maybe he's a little jealous.]

Lighting shouldn't be much of a problem, at least. Most of the time it seems like it's pretty sunny.

XOXO

[Plus there's a flaming bird living with them. Ember would probably be willing to help.

Probably.]

A distorted reflection isn't an accurate reflection.

Please tell me you don't wash it with salt water, at least. Please.

XOXO

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