text;

[bloodbathing]

Nice upgrade. 👍

[ … Yup. That's it. His plain-looking rock turned into an ~iStone~, and that's all Maine has to say. ]

Comments

[counterblows]

All of it.

[eudaimonikos]

Well, different dimensions all exist relative to each other, of course. You get formations of several thousand or million all layered closely on top of each other, and sufficiently powerful forces can punch holes between the layers. My frog key used to do that, but it broke when I got here.

The Chaos Emeralds are, more accurately, little solidified chunks of the pre-universal chaos vortex. Humans call them that because they look like shiny rocks. Anyone who gets all seven of them inherits the powers of an immortal being, but on Earth.

[counterblows]

[Michael, that is so many words.]

I'm not sure what any of this has to do with the Obama in my phone.

[eudaimonikos]

He ended up gathering all seven emeralds. I wasn't monitoring Earth at the time, but I heard about it. It was pretty much the usual stuff - his hair began to glow like the sun, his eyes burned like embers, the sky turned dark as he rose both physically and metaphysically above the rest of his kind.

That's probably what that picture's from. Just kinda edited out the infernal red-eye.

[counterblows]

You're bullshitting me, aren't you.

[eudaimonikos]

Why do you keep saying things like that?

[counterblows]

Because it reads like bullshit.

[eudaimonikos]

Now, now, that's no way to talk about other peoples' realities

[counterblows]

Other peoples' realities can be and are bullshit. Regularly.

[eudaimonikos]

That's very true.

[counterblows]

I rest my case.

[eudaimonikos]

I know a guy who got sent to Hell for being too indecisive.

[counterblows]

That applies how?

[eudaimonikos]

Our afterlife system is bullshit.

[counterblows]

Any afterlife system promises to be.

[eudaimonikos]

I'm sure I can work out something better. Haven't spent a lot of time on that yet, though, first things first.

[counterblows]

Your job is the afterlife.

[eudaimonikos]

That makes me sound a lot more important than I ever was.

Technically I'm more of an advocate for humanity right now. Not a real job, I just made it up.

[counterblows]

Technically you don't have a job here, since as far as I can tell no one's really employed anywhere.

[eudaimonikos]

I guess technically. But a demon's job is their entire existence - I don't think I could've handled being off the clock, if I hadn't already quit.

[counterblows]

I don't see Satan around here anywhere to reprimand you.

[eudaimonikos]

Oh, my boss's name was Shawn.

[counterblows]

Doesn't sound very demonic to me.

[eudaimonikos]

We don't go by things like Beelzebub, we're not edgy middle-schoolers.

[counterblows]

You say that, but one of the biggest weapons manufacturing companies in my world is called Charon Industries, and you can probably guess what that said about them as people.